Disturbing Auctions

Punk as Fuck (#37002)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Friday, July 4, 2008, 10:34 AM PST
n.s.sherlock [67.186.33.186]
Is 'vibrators' KWS or somehow related to this item? :-)

Happy 4th! (#37001)
Posted by sha2000 Friday, July 4, 2008, 10:18 AM PST
sha2000 [72.64.147.211]
Always wanted a Warhol, but not this one.

Dekiru Ka Na Hanimaru Haniwa Plush - Japanese Doll (#37000)
Posted by Laser Potato Friday, July 4, 2008, 8:09 AM PST
Laser Potato [69.143.224.62]
A plush toy of a clay figurine. Confused yet?

Why a vase? (#36999)
Posted by whyaduck Friday, July 4, 2008, 2:48 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
[link]

MOREL MUSHROOM DEER ANTLER ANTLERS HAND CARVED, DECOY (#36998)
Posted by whyaduck Friday, July 4, 2008, 2:14 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
Decoys are essential when hunting the wily morel.
n.s.sherlock [67.186.33.186]
Next, the mushroom caller.
ThirdTwin [12.27.190.109]
Be prepared to shoot if they turn on you. [link]

Okay...I've been away for a while... (#36997)
Posted by Dominus Thursday, July 3, 2008, 8:58 PM PST
Dominus [98.141.185.111]
...so stop me if you've seen these before.
ubertacky [71.107.74.122]
No, continue, it's all good.
drasaid [66.68.121.207]
When we lived in urban New Orleans, stoned and insane folk walked the streets from time to time - they were called "zombies" by us

However, those who presented an actual danger to one were called Sleestacks (How the hell do the sleestacks fire their arrows with those big clippy claw hands? Nice for making coleslaw, but not much good at other applications)

More double uglies in porcelain... (#36996)
Posted by Dominus Thursday, July 3, 2008, 8:55 PM PST
Dominus [98.141.185.111]
...the fun just don't stop.

Just one price... (#36995)
Posted by Dominus Thursday, July 3, 2008, 8:53 PM PST
Dominus [98.141.185.111]
...for twice the ugliness.
444 [24.233.103.127]
Speaking of politicians: [link]

Something about the eyes... (#36994)
Posted by Dominus Thursday, July 3, 2008, 8:51 PM PST
Dominus [98.141.185.111]
...or lack thereof.
ubertacky [71.107.74.122]
Looks like a lousy attempt by a carnival.

Crap item, just an excuse to put up this for your perusal (#36993)
Posted by drasaid Thursday, July 3, 2008, 8:46 PM PST
drasaid [66.68.121.207]
[link]
sam002 [64.83.232.84]
Cool ads, dra! Poor geckos.
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
Don't cry, sami, in real life geckos fall from the ceiling all the time and walk away as if nothing had happened!

Love the ghost ad. ;-)
ubertacky [71.107.74.122]
They're good, but not Orangina good.
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
Not Orangina weird either.

Happy ending to the gecko story (taken just now above my bedroom door): [link]

A little scuffed and scratched for "new"... (#36992)
Posted by Dominus Thursday, July 3, 2008, 8:46 PM PST
Dominus [98.141.185.111]
...or maybe that's how grampa is supposed to look.

Yes, it is taxidermy . . . but not just taxidermy (#36991)
Posted by drasaid Thursday, July 3, 2008, 8:37 PM PST
drasaid [66.68.121.207]
In fact, it is damn good. Moving, in fact

Earsie! Snoutski! (#36990)
Posted by drasaid Thursday, July 3, 2008, 8:31 PM PST
drasaid [66.68.121.207]
Inside! Outsie!
drasaid [66.68.121.207]
Goatski! Scroteski! Furry Toteski!

[link]
444 [24.233.103.127]
Acey-Ducey! Bogey! Mashie! [link]
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
Bunny birdsy, ungulate herdsy: [link]

I think I found Dwight Scrute's digital camera (#36989)
Posted by chewmefun Thursday, July 3, 2008, 7:27 PM PST
chewmefun [67.237.10.75]
Someone misses the point on what to sell.
donita [70.251.184.240]
Or maybe it's Raine Wilson's and he'd like it BACK?

Is he holding the camera hostage? I didn't feel like reading all that.
sam002 [64.83.232.84]
Makes him sort of Dwight-like, doesn't it?
ubertacky [71.107.74.122]
Seller should clear his conscience and return it, like this guy did: [link]
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
"Religion : Bahá'í Faith"

This is relevant?

NEW Solution of Crack Problems (#36988)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Thursday, July 3, 2008, 6:27 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [67.186.33.186]
vs the OLD solution.
sam002 [64.83.232.84]
So I'm fatigued cuz I have a short crack??
ThirdTwin [12.27.190.109]
TMI, pingy. Figure it out on your own.
sam002 [64.83.232.84]
LOL, it could be in my skull, TT.
donita [70.251.184.240]
It may be a NEW solution, but is it really improved?
Dominus [98.141.185.111]
Cracking wise about cracks. It's more avant garde than a French farce.
ubertacky [71.107.74.122]
Pff, use a concrete saw to cut around the demolition area, then jackhammer inside it.
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
Do they address the crack whore problem too?
444 [24.233.103.127]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Fractured Gonads! [link]

LIFE SIZE DRAGON (#36987)
Posted by sha2000 Thursday, July 3, 2008, 5:19 PM PST
sha2000 [72.64.147.211]
I guess the measured a real one.
donita [70.251.184.240]
Oh man, that is QUITE awesome! Well done artwork, and setting...Does it come in it's set?

But, life size? I dunno...I've seen bigger.
wyldcat [24.127.10.184]
The pose and the collar make it seem more dog-like to me--like an overgrown pink Rottweiler?
444 [24.233.103.127]
Yabbut you need to feed it really big crickets [link]
ubertacky [71.107.74.122]
*sigh* I miss the Anime Expo already. I can't go because commuting would take too much time and eat a hole in my gas budget... Next year, I'll plan to crash there, sleep on the floor with the other volunteers.
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
444: [link]

DOLL HEADS (#36986)
Posted by sha2000 Thursday, July 3, 2008, 5:10 PM PST
sha2000 [72.64.147.211]
from the sellers, collection of things.
donita [70.251.184.240]
Two beards?
Dominus [98.141.185.111]
How is it they BOTH look like they're in drag? Without any bodies?

Sugar Bowel (#36985)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Thursday, July 3, 2008, 3:50 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [67.186.33.186]
Photo may make my collection as I am pretty sure I wouldn't know this was a bowel without being told.
drasaid [66.68.121.207]
My bowel does not have a lid (although it often feels green)
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
"BOWEL BY HALL"

C'mon now, it's just a few more steps to the bathroom.
donita [70.251.184.240]
Maybe the bowel is INSIDE the, um, bowel?

Dra, have you heard if there will be fireworks at Auditorium Shores, this year? I usually hear it announced a lot, but haven't heard anything this year...Usually the Austin Symphony Orchestra plays...and at some point they do the 1812 Overture, around finally time, I think. It is always spectacular. ;)
444 [24.233.103.127]
Darn, it's porcelaine. I prefer proclean bowels.
drasaid [66.68.121.207]
Yes, there WILL be fireworks. We'll watch them from my cousin's viewing tower (well, we'll try. It is only good for viewing the city during the winter, otherwise trees block the way.)

T-Shit (#36984)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Thursday, July 3, 2008, 3:48 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [67.186.33.186]
for a girl dog.
wyldcat [24.127.10.184]
At least they don't have some poor pooch modeling it.
sha2000 [72.64.147.211]
Would have bid on it, but I have enough shit.
drasaid [66.68.121.207]
If your shit is that color you are in trouble
donita [70.251.184.240]
Yah, that's some spicy shit.

How To Build A See Saw (#36983)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Thursday, July 3, 2008, 3:17 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [67.186.33.186]
Triangle / board
sam002 [64.83.232.84]
That's gonna leave a mark.
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
What's wrong with ironing board / ottoman?

Clown collection (#36982)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Thursday, July 3, 2008, 3:10 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [67.186.33.186]
It would be my pleasure to stomp these for you.
sha2000 [72.64.147.211]
get em' before anymore hatch!
pittipat [68.7.12.84]
Their leader is dead! [link]
chewmefun [67.237.10.75]
"Currently the collection is in Russia." But they're willing to spread the evil.
sam002 [64.83.232.84]
ppat: And here come the vultures... [link] [link]
ubertacky [71.107.74.122]
Not the original one, though... Hopefully, the clown name of Pogo fully died with its creator.
sha2000 [72.64.147.211]
RIP BOZO, the only clown I ever liked...

Make way for (#36981)
Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Thursday, July 3, 2008, 1:18 PM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [208.45.142.105]
Dotso!
sam002 [64.83.232.84]
So bad it made me laugh. But then I've never been spooked by clownies like some folks we know.
drasaid [66.68.121.207]
"Head comes off, pants are ripped, shirt is ripped.Back of head crushed the arms are seperating and if he had hands they are gone.Hes had a rough life"

Not as rough as it is gonna get **raises rusty ball peen hammer, aiming for dots**
pittipat [68.7.12.84]
He's mooning us - get him!
chewmefun [67.237.10.75]
gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
sam002 [64.83.232.84]
Get off the ceiling, chewie. heheh.

Mel Henke (#36980)
Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Thursday, July 3, 2008, 1:15 PM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [208.45.142.105]
. . . my kinda guy
n.s.sherlock [67.186.33.186]
Wouldn't mind being Mel for a night (or two...).
ThirdTwin [12.27.190.109]
Did we ever find our lute after that last DA orgy?
n.s.sherlock [67.186.33.186]
Time for the next one!

Crab claw lighter (#36979)
Posted by whyaduck Thursday, July 3, 2008, 11:00 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
For chris.
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [208.45.142.105]
Crab claw heavier:

[link]
n.s.sherlock [67.186.33.186]
Damn! Why kill the big ones?
drasaid [66.68.121.207]
Yes, he should have been put in an aquarium. Probably a century old.
ubertacky [71.107.74.122]
When they're that old, wouldn't the meat be tough?

At any rate, the friend actually saved the guy from being the focus of embarassing and tiresome attention.

Still, they should have let the crab go.

NOTHING ... with a Certificate for only 1 dollar Unique (#36978)
Posted by whyaduck Thursday, July 3, 2008, 10:57 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
"If you’re a known insane practical joker with a heafty sense of humor now you can really prove your insanity."

I've never understood heafty humor.
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [208.45.142.105]
That's something . . .
wyldcat [24.127.10.184]
There's actually a lot of nothing certificates--apparently worthless stock is collectible:

Soon to be nothing? [link]

Amusingly named (and dated) nothing: [link]

International nothing--with boobs: [link]
wyldcat [24.127.10.184]
Y Nada (worthless...I wonder why? ;): [link]

And some Nazi nothing: [link] [link]
444 [24.233.103.127]
Some people have hopes that Russia will pay off on these with interest -- [link] -- so far they're still refusing to recognize Tsarist obligations.

Your citable item of the day (#36977)
Posted by whyaduck Thursday, July 3, 2008, 10:50 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
see also: [link]

July 4th Unique, Weird ROAD RAGE ROCK, Healing Stone (#36976)
Posted by whyaduck Thursday, July 3, 2008, 10:48 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
Hurl it at the car next to you.
ubertacky [71.107.74.122]
Maybe it's a memento from [link] ?

REMOTE CONTROL Neck Tie (#36975)
Posted by whyaduck Thursday, July 3, 2008, 10:46 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
Only trouble: every time you finger your tie your pants fall down.
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [208.45.142.105]
"Fully functional."

Oh, as a TIE . . .

Cuddly Lion Pup Dog Costume Puppy outfit size XSMALL (#36974)
Posted by whyaduck Thursday, July 3, 2008, 10:43 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
"INCLUDES,

* EARS

* LEGWARMERS

*LACE UP DRESS"

~If I were the King of the Junglllllllllle........~

Seller also carries stripper shoes: [link]
sam002 [64.83.232.84]
More Ewok than lion.
ubertacky [71.107.74.122]
You can actually send the stripper packing if you dropped quarters in those shoes, ducky.

"some type of pottery (maybe even ceramic)" (#36973)
Posted by whyaduck Thursday, July 3, 2008, 10:38 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.242.68]
...or possibly clay.

Good news: breakable.
chewmefun [67.237.10.75]
Pete Rose / Moe homage.

Look-a-like Glasses (#36972)
Posted by chewmefun Wednesday, July 2, 2008, 8:45 PM PST
chewmefun [67.237.10.75]
Ladies and gentlemen, The Glasses have left the building.
sam002 [64.83.232.84]
I bet they tickle.
ubertacky [71.107.74.122]
Aviator glasses and fursuit scraps? Seller's parents got ripped off buying them from the gift shop outside Graceland.
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