Disturbing Auctions

Posted by m.clayton Wednesday, May 24, 2017, 10:11 PM PST
m.clayton [47.37.144.61]
I bought this, and it felt right.

Posted by m.clayton Wednesday, May 24, 2017, 10:04 PM PST
m.clayton [47.37.144.61]
Neptune's girlfriend?
444 [24.233.121.237]
That lobster is already boiled. Is she?

Posted by Steven Frank Monday, May 22, 2017, 8:47 PM PST
Steven Frank [38.103.165.36]
sorry i broke everything
Steven Frank [38.103.165.36]
Steven Frank [38.103.165.36]
what about comments did i break comments too
444 [24.233.121.237]
UPPER CASE COMMENTS TOO? IT'S A MIRACLE!
m.clayton [47.37.144.61]
So glad it is fixed!!!

444 [24.233.121.237]
The addict needs more rehab. Is the shag rug included?

444 [24.233.121.237]
Needs bears.

Posted by 444 Tuesday, May 9, 2017, 8:58 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Why no chicken?

444 [24.233.121.237]
The debate club?

Posted by 444 Tuesday, May 9, 2017, 8:57 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
“If you need any more photos… please don't hesitate to contact me.” I don’t think that will be necessary.

Posted by 444 Tuesday, May 9, 2017, 8:57 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
For your slutty split peas.

buairt1 [68.238.220.205]
Not quite enough to build a shed in my yard..
m.clayton [66.214.228.81]
Lego my Eggo.

buairt1 [68.238.224.84]
Farm Tool?,,,
444 [24.233.121.237]
"If you are on a farm, this would be perfect for keeping your livestock in line." Only if you raise guinea pigs.

Catsuit (#64985)
Posted by duckmark Saturday, April 29, 2017, 6:50 PM PST
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Perfect for Prom
m.clayton [138.229.204.251]
I would put it on backwards.

Posted by m.clayton Friday, April 28, 2017, 11:09 AM PST
m.clayton [138.229.204.251]
Acid hits not included.
buairt1 [68.238.224.84]
Groovy...

Points for (#64983)
Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Sunday, April 16, 2017, 5:12 PM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [69.142.105.100]
precision placement of the watermark.
m.clayton [68.190.208.53]
Points for her nice points.

Posted by optimusprimerib Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 11:19 AM PST
optimusprimerib [98.125.90.82]
I decided I would take a chance on one of her "Let me paint your picture"-style auctions (I lost, though. My max bid was a dollar and it sold for 1.25). Then, I decided to look her up, and boy, is she weird. Here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2L-M069lEs
m.clayton [47.34.189.249]
Possibly the most vapid 2-minute video ever.

Posted by 444 Sunday, April 9, 2017, 5:04 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Not an approved flotation device.
m.clayton [97.93.154.187]
Well, it floats my boat.

Posted by 444 Sunday, April 9, 2017, 5:03 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Awwww…

STOMP!

444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Quantum Tunneling of an Acoustic Polaron!

Posted by 444 Sunday, April 9, 2017, 5:02 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Carnivorous? Run away! Run away!
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Baby Jesus would have loved this.

Posted by 444 Sunday, April 9, 2017, 5:01 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Need bears. Also see [link]

Posted by 444 Sunday, April 9, 2017, 5:01 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Cry “Havoc!,” and let slip the droogs of war!

Posted by optimusprimerib Wednesday, April 5, 2017, 9:36 PM PST
optimusprimerib [98.125.90.82]
Sooo, can we send this as a gift. Because a random pic of some dude's foot, delivered anonymously, would be well worth the penny.
444 [24.233.121.237]
The foot is a game.

buairt1 [68.238.223.93]
Kenny Rogers? Looks more like a profile of a number of serial killers...
m.clayton [71.94.138.183]
Yes, it's a mash-up of Che Guevara and Charles Manson.

buairt1 [68.238.223.93]
She is quite obviously having a very bad hair day. The hair is the least of it...
m.clayton [71.94.138.183]
Puta eyebrows.

buairt1 [68.238.223.93]
Souvenir? What kind of crappy trip was that. This and the last 3 posts came from the same seller. Tell me that isn't scary...
m.clayton [71.94.138.183]
You’d look like that too if you kept getting cigarettes shoved in your mouth.