Disturbing Auctions

Posted by buairt1 Friday, November 25, 2016, 5:27 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.221.60]
So so so many 6s....
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Before activating any Quantum Radionics Machine the operator needs to end all personal drama by returning to the "Lobby" and focus on the timeless nature of the Holographic Universe - as explained in the "Heart Sutra." Not sure that anyone who frequents this site would be capable of that.
444 [24.233.121.237]

Posted by buairt1 Friday, November 25, 2016, 5:24 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.221.60]
So many douche options to choose from...
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
All items made from "simulated, natural hair."

Posted by buairt1 Friday, November 25, 2016, 5:06 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.221.60]
Where is Maxell's silver hammer when you really need it...
444 [24.233.121.237]
Not even somewhat unique, but very overpriced:

www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=mexico+clay+nativity
444 [24.233.121.237]
Damn, I didn't make that linky clickable:

[link]

Posted by 444 Wednesday, November 9, 2016, 12:03 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Switch hitter?

Posted by 444 Wednesday, November 9, 2016, 12:03 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
“…CHEROB WITH BOUGHS DESIGN. “ When at first….

Posted by 444 Wednesday, November 9, 2016, 12:02 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! With rubbing!

Posted by 444 Wednesday, November 9, 2016, 12:02 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Needs shells. See the seller’s other “reinventions.”

Posted by 444 Wednesday, November 9, 2016, 12:01 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Whya no chicken?

Also see [link]

Posted by 444 Wednesday, November 9, 2016, 12:00 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Starter kit.

Posted by buairt1 Sunday, October 23, 2016, 5:51 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.222.54]
Never used. Can't figure out why???
444 [24.233.121.237]
For carrying [link]

Or vice-versa.

Posted by 444 Sunday, October 9, 2016, 10:45 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
WTF?
buairt1 [68.238.225.234]
Calling CYS...

Posted by 444 Sunday, October 9, 2016, 10:45 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
How now, brown wow?

Another view: [link]
buairt1 [68.238.225.234]
Cow??? Calling the SPCA...

444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! This techlogy lacks intellectual appeal!

Posted by 444 Sunday, October 9, 2016, 10:44 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
“Fish that can't be killed!” Classy. Do you feed them plastic fish food?
buairt1 [68.238.225.234]
Where is the challenge???

Posted by 444 Sunday, October 9, 2016, 10:43 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
With disclaimer.
buairt1 [68.238.225.234]
I found the frog this way. The human race is very strange.

Posted by 444 Sunday, October 9, 2016, 10:42 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
For all your duck thingy needs,
spagettyo [75.162.200.173]
but... why a duck?

buairt1 [68.238.226.144]
It just makes me hungry.

Posted by duckmark Friday, October 7, 2016, 4:01 PM PST
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
This dog is actually covered by a human scalp [https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fimg15.deviantart.net%2F206b%2Fi%2F2006%2F312%2Fe%2F9%2Findan_scalp_lock_gaff_2_by_dethcheez.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdethcheez.deviantart.com%2Fart%2FIndian-Scalp-Lock-Gaff-2-42754123&docid=GJEvPMYkiTt5sM&tbnid=Zn4MAg0Km6T90M%3A&w=1492&h=2200&bih=1019&biw=1614&ved=0ahUKEwjZ85GV5cnPAhUUwGMKHfkuAn4QMwggKAIwAg&iact=mrc&uact=8]
444 [24.233.121.237]
Try [link]
m.clayton [47.34.200.37]
Looks better than Trump's hairpiece.

Posted by duckmark Friday, October 7, 2016, 3:48 PM PST
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
This beautiful work of art will ABSOLUTELY NOT make a stunning addition to any home, event, or collection.
444 [24.233.121.237]
Grape expectorations.
buairt1 [68.238.226.144]
Thankfully it is rare.
m.clayton [47.34.200.37]
I'll just take some acid instead.

Unusual #3 (#64903)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Monday, September 19, 2016, 10:11 AM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.154.210.232]
"For serious Coca Cola memorabilia collectors."
444 [24.233.121.237]
This bears an uncanny resemblance to a piece of trash.
m.clayton [47.34.170.79]
For seriously gullible Coca Cola memorabilia collectors.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
I will sell any interested buyer two of these for the same amount.

Unusual #2 (#64902)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Monday, September 19, 2016, 10:10 AM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.154.210.232]
"Just trying to get money to pay for my fathers funeral" so I am selling this Cheeto.
m.clayton [47.34.170.79]
That's not Superman, it's the Thing.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Despite seller's claim, this does not appear to be a genuine Cheeto. Buyer beware.

Unusual #1 (#64901)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Monday, September 19, 2016, 10:09 AM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.154.210.232]
"Where else are you going to find another? "
m.clayton [47.34.170.79]
The image is clearly that of P.T. Barnum.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Looks a lot more like Jesus than a Native American.

Posted by 444 Friday, September 9, 2016, 6:09 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Gynecologist or Urologist? “This listing was ended by the seller because there was an error in the listing.”
zebra90210 [64.53.212.159]
Push!

um..

push?

Posted by 444 Friday, September 9, 2016, 6:09 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Rubber hub for easy installation and excellent gripping force.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
There are days when I really need a propeller.

Posted by 444 Friday, September 9, 2016, 6:08 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Newton Method with Incomplete Linearization!