Disturbing Auctions

Posted by duckmark Monday, March 2, 2015, 12:18 PM PST
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
"No," is exactly what I was thinking.

Elephant (#63993)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Monday, March 2, 2015, 8:40 AM PST
n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.226]
Now, seller photoshopped this elephant on to a background, but why that one? Is that supposed to be "your yard"? Is that supposed to be a good suggestion on where to put this monstrosity?
sam002 [97.88.56.40]
Stole the pic right out of Toscano's catalog. (Where you can buy it for only $799. BTW.) [link]

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Monday, March 2, 2015, 2:13 AM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
a problem like Maria . . . **
n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.226]
Father, forgive me.
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
Do not bid. Proceeds from sale used to support ISIS.

Posted by duckmark Sunday, March 1, 2015, 5:44 PM PST
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
Cute couple.
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
"Beat it, Will Robinson!"
n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.226]
June Lockhart...

Posted by 444 Sunday, March 1, 2015, 1:29 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
You’re going to need some body to love…

Also see [link]
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
Takes a special person to drop 3Gs on this bird.
whyaduck [24.165.62.64]
But the drumsticks are the best part.
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
Je ne m'ému pas . . .
444 [24.233.121.237]
Le perroquet mort du jour.

Posted by 444 Sunday, March 1, 2015, 1:29 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
So that’s why I’ve put on weight — too much electricity.
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
say watt?
whyaduck [24.165.62.64]
"all those disease of a PERSONAL NATURE resulting from ABUSES..."

Mm-hmm... ::looks around the room::

444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! The lousy gooey goopy world!

Posted by 444 Sunday, March 1, 2015, 1:28 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
It’s not easy being green.
whyaduck [24.165.62.64]
"Ugly chalkware" is redundant.

Posted by 444 Sunday, March 1, 2015, 1:27 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Directions: use each condom only once.

Posted by 444 Sunday, March 1, 2015, 1:26 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
“Does this hat make my ass look fat? Which one?”

Your caption here:
whyaduck [24.165.62.64]
The wife wanted a new pair of mules, but apparently these don't go with her wardrobe.

oh, boy... (#63984)
Posted by zebra90210 Sunday, March 1, 2015, 10:13 AM PST
zebra90210 [50.179.12.94]
I hoped they wouldn't go there...
444 [24.233.121.237]
That looks painful.

Posted by duckmark Saturday, February 28, 2015, 5:41 PM PST
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
No anger issues here.
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
Guys in prison get horny just like everybody else.