Disturbing Auctions

Posted by rosebud3606 Monday, February 8, 2010, 2:18 PM PST
rosebud3606 [70.126.238.240]
and her hungry, disturbed cat.

Posted by whyaduck Monday, February 8, 2010, 11:02 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Note to self: not enough raisins.
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Antiques made of "DURABLE FIBER PLASTIC."
444 [24.233.110.128]
I prefer the original: [link]

Still not edible.
drasaid [24.28.76.3]
only raisins one might find

[link]

Posted by whyaduck Monday, February 8, 2010, 10:56 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Not a.....
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]
birdhouse?
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Smoking crack bottle Mathew Nix finds a new calling.

Posted by whyaduck Monday, February 8, 2010, 10:51 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
"fits perfectly over one of the little single shot liquor bottles"

Why hide your drinking problem when you can flaunt it?
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Junior willy warmer.

Posted by whyaduck Monday, February 8, 2010, 10:47 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
How he got in the Meltingstore, I'll never know.
drasaid [24.28.76.3]
Apparently one's crotch descends alarmingly in the Meltingstore

Posted by whyaduck Monday, February 8, 2010, 9:43 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
We *have* the technology.

Which is more than I can say for [link]

Posted by kitefox Sunday, February 7, 2010, 9:08 PM PST
kitefox [99.16.74.242]
Are they uranium lined bras?
444 [24.233.110.128]
It must be from people putting cellphones in their bras: [link]
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Just don't wear one to bed (who does that anyway?): [link]
drasaid [24.28.76.3]
Just went to a place called Petticoat Fair and found out my true bra size (40-ff).

Damn expensive, a 40 ff. You can't buy those just anywhere

Posted by chewmefun Sunday, February 7, 2010, 8:11 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
Rarely seen piece from the Goldfinger collection.

Posted by chewmefun Sunday, February 7, 2010, 8:09 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
Hopefully there is a free pamphlet to exorcise this gem.
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
"Maybe appropriate if you had a banana stuck in your head"
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
When you run out of rebar you have to improvise.

Posted by chewmefun Sunday, February 7, 2010, 8:08 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
Do you know the enemy?
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
"the squeaks left unsqueakeded" Dear seller, seek help.
duckmark [76.115.142.65]
Obviously from a smoke-filled home!

Posted by chewmefun Sunday, February 7, 2010, 8:04 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
"mix Champale and Ripple and call it Champipple" - Redd Foxx
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Another brilliant scheme.
gedempta [74.63.117.195]
What the hell? This tastes like Martinelli's Sparkling Cider.

Meh.

:gulp:gulp:gulp:

Still delicious!
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Nice IP-throwing, ube.
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
yeah, have some taaka. ;-P
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]
You have to get them to take the bottle out of the bag for it to work tho . . .

Posted by chewmefun Sunday, February 7, 2010, 7:59 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
Pattern name: "Insomnia"
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
If you pay over $300 for a water glass and pitcher, you deserve to lose sleep.

Posted by 444 Sunday, February 7, 2010, 5:41 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Needs bears: [link]

Posted by 444 Sunday, February 7, 2010, 5:41 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
"...matching dingle-balls."
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Does not have non-slip backing, so you may fall on your dingle balls.

Posted by 444 Sunday, February 7, 2010, 5:41 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Couple? I never knew these were gay.
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
At least that reduces the chances of them multiplying.

Posted by 444 Sunday, February 7, 2010, 5:40 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
"...there old and have real charecture...."
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Apparently "dooling" is when they both shoot in the same direction.

Posted by 444 Sunday, February 7, 2010, 5:40 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
For the easily amused.

Posted by 444 Sunday, February 7, 2010, 5:39 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Mostly armless!
duckmark [76.115.142.65]
Ouch!

Posted by 444 Sunday, February 7, 2010, 5:39 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
"...minor flaws and signs of previous ownership."
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
She's doing it wrong.

Posted by 444 Sunday, February 7, 2010, 5:38 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
"You are looking at a hand carved seahorse cowie." When at first....
duckmark [76.115.142.65]
Own a piece of real nature
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
It might not be so hellish if they'd used both hands.

Posted by 444 Sunday, February 7, 2010, 5:38 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Pinkey - Bluey - Spotty. Also see [link]

Posted by 444 Sunday, February 7, 2010, 5:37 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Also available: blown glass dach shunds: [link]
Robbie [82.30.133.173]
Shund by art lovers everywhere.
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
It could be worse. [link]

Posted by whyaduck Sunday, February 7, 2010, 3:02 PM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
"GIVE TANNER DOG A TREAT, PUSH DOWN HER TAIL! OH-OH!!! CLEAN UP TIME FOR BARBIE"

Now give Barbie a treat...
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
OMG! WTH thought that was a good idea? I can just see little kids eating the doggie doo. ;-P
444 [24.233.110.128]
And push down on her ass: [link]

Posted by whyaduck Sunday, February 7, 2010, 2:48 PM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Death ray sold sparately.
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
hey moron seller, if it's marked Iowa, then it's not Staffordshire, k?
444 [24.233.110.128]
His friend: [link]
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
Use on cover of next DA Holiday Songs album.
Robbie [82.30.133.173]
"Staffordshire" in the very broadest possible sense, obviously. Here's an example of the real thing: [link]

God, that chihuahua looks miserable!

Eye (#49920)
Posted by rosebud3606 Sunday, February 7, 2010, 12:15 PM PST
rosebud3606 [70.126.238.240]
don't like this for some reason.
drasaid [24.28.76.3]
one of a kind is one too many
rosebud3606 [70.126.238.240]
more one of a kinds: [link] [link] [link]
drasaid [24.28.76.3]
Just what award did that Award Winning Artist win? Did it compost?
gedempta [74.63.93.188]
Just because they handed you an orange "Outstanding" ribbon, it doesn't mean you won.
duckmark [76.115.142.65]
Anyone can win an award [link]
Robbie [82.30.133.173]
"Best Attendance" award in nursery school.

Dachshund (#49919)
Posted by whyaduck Sunday, February 7, 2010, 11:03 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
It's what's for dinner.

More from same seller: [link] [link]

Posted by whyaduck Sunday, February 7, 2010, 10:53 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
*hellllp meeee*

see also: [link]
rosebud3606 [70.126.238.240]
GAAAH!
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Seller has a horrid mix of handmade items, all at about kindergarten level.
gedempta [74.63.93.188]
Bad photo layouts, even. Yup, seller is sure stoned out of her gourd.

Posted by kitefox Saturday, February 6, 2010, 8:32 PM PST
kitefox [99.16.74.242]
Interesting book title.
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
Jim J. Bullock, him I could understand.
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]
To punish him, just ignore him . . .