Disturbing Auctions

Posted by kaytee Monday, March 27, 2017, 11:26 AM PST
kaytee [173.197.164.2]
Thought this was too good!! Came across it this morning and had to share.
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242] m.clayton [96.40.169.126]
Looks like the fearsome Wingosaurus rex.
spagettyo [73.131.207.66]
I can't believe it has a bid
444 [174.30.176.59]
"Carefully ships in a plastic wrap surrounded with bubble wrap to maintain shape and keep in tact."

Dinosaurs were not known for their tact.

Howdy (#64967)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Sunday, March 26, 2017, 4:51 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
I'm getting mixed signals from this one.
m.clayton [71.95.184.60]
Another visionary entrepreneur making the world a better place with his noble wares.

Posted by buairt1 Sunday, March 26, 2017, 10:57 AM PST
buairt1 [68.238.220.126]
That ain't no Spring chicken..oh, wait..yes it is...

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Sunday, March 19, 2017, 5:30 AM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
. . .
m.clayton [66.214.228.71]
With a good spanking.

buairt1 [68.238.221.74]
I'd be having nightmares of the hamsters we had in elementary school...
444 [24.233.121.237]
Somebody finally found a use for those annoying rodents: [link]
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
This is truly a disturbing auction. Hope the seller is reincarnated as a hamster.

Posted by 444 Thursday, March 9, 2017, 1:24 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
See the video.
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
It got interesting reviews.
buairt1 [68.238.222.3]
New York is safe from this monkey...

Posted by 444 Thursday, March 9, 2017, 1:23 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Nicht ein Paar….
buairt1 [68.238.222.3]
You vil buy...

Posted by 444 Thursday, March 9, 2017, 1:23 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Awwww….

STOMP!

Posted by 444 Thursday, March 9, 2017, 1:22 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Numerical Evidence of TET in a SDOF Linear Oscillator with a SDOF NES!
buairt1 [68.238.222.3]
NES; 7 NESs with Non-Smooth Stiffness Characteristics; 7.1 Systems with Multiple NESs Possessing Clear -- I'll wait for the smooth version...

Posted by 444 Thursday, March 9, 2017, 1:22 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Art drecko.
m.clayton [47.33.105.81]
An S & M riding crop?
buairt1 [68.238.222.3]
CAN SEE IT IN A SALOON, HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE, OR OTHER BAR - Even a house of ill repute wouldn't want that crap...

Posted by 444 Thursday, March 9, 2017, 1:21 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
“Yes, all Storm Shield Tornado Shelters are Zombie Proof.”
buairt1 [68.238.222.3]
You are here?

Posted by n.s.sherlock Tuesday, March 7, 2017, 10:54 AM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
Pull string out of mirror man's ass:

Mirror Man: My, don't you look just mahvelous today!

Mirror Man: You need to comb your hair.

Mirror man: Oh, you really did have too much to drink last night.

Mirror man: Is that a zit I see?
m.clayton [47.34.200.45]
He's a C-cup.

Posted by n.s.sherlock Tuesday, March 7, 2017, 10:48 AM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
Oh, My Gawdy!
444 [24.233.121.237]
And the statue of Hercules and Nessus underneath is really atrocious compared to the original:

[link]

Posted by n.s.sherlock Tuesday, March 7, 2017, 10:47 AM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
...but not nude.
444 [24.233.121.237]
Needs barnacles.
m.clayton [47.34.200.45]
Needs a bonfire.

Posted by n.s.sherlock Tuesday, March 7, 2017, 10:45 AM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
...for the DA Mansion.
444 [24.233.121.237]
She sells sea hell by the sea shore.
m.clayton [47.34.200.45]
If Jesus was a hermit crab...

Grow a Date (#64953)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Thursday, March 2, 2017, 6:42 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
Not sure how big it grows...
444 [24.233.121.237]
Not to be confused with [link] or [link]
m.clayton [96.40.112.54]
If you won't grow a pair, then grow a date.
johnwilson [182.64.59.9]
nice
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Looking for that special someone?

Posted by duckmark Monday, February 20, 2017, 2:49 PM PST
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Last U.S. newspaper not spouting fake news.
444 [24.233.121.237]
But it was bought out and shut down by Scholastic in 2012, and even when it operated, it wasn't always accurate. They published the first Letter to the Editor I ever wrote (about 60 years ago) to correct one.

Posted by m.clayton Friday, February 10, 2017, 8:38 AM PST
m.clayton [66.214.232.200]
Putin' on the Ritz
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
M-I-C-K-E-Y .... SPLAT
zebra90210 [64.53.212.159]
“I see no defects.”

seriously?..

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:59 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
I see by your outfit….

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:58 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Your caption here:

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:58 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Ab Initio Post-Hartree-Fock Calculations of Hyperfine Coupling Tensors and Their Comparison with DFT Approaches!

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:57 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Whya…

Never mind.

Awwww….

STOMP!
zebra90210 [64.53.212.159]
"he has a stain on the bottom"

Well, that's it. I'm not bidding on a stained product. No siree!

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:57 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
With depersonalized flowers it would be only second-wirst.

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:56 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Expensive butt plug?

DRUSY CRYSTAL (#64944)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Thursday, February 2, 2017, 5:37 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
Ribbed....
m.clayton [68.190.209.162]
My designer dog has one of these.
m.clayton [68.190.209.162]
That drusy is a doozy.
zebra90210 [64.53.212.159]
"Incredibly awesome"

Oh, I dunno. It's awesome but not incredibly.

Just average-awesome I'd say.
444 [24.233.121.237]
AM?