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Woof (#59092)

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 2:31 PM PST

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]

woof!

Fali Fertility Doll with Cowrie Shells,Trade Beads, African Art (#59091)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 5:17 AM PST

444 [24.233.121.237]

Needs Bears.

whyaduck [70.95.101.209]

Shouldn't there be only white beads in the topmost part? Somebody needs to see a urologist.

Giant 5 and 1/2 foot Stuffed Rasta Bananna Jamaican Dreadlock Rastafarian Banana (#59090)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 5:17 AM PST

444 [24.233.121.237]

Not a....

whyaduck [70.95.101.209]

"If you want to make someone say WOW - Then GET This Massive Gigantic Stuffed Smiling Plush Yellow Banana... NOW!"

There must be easier ways. Money back if they say WTF or WHY?

Nonlinear Phenomena in Flows of Viscoelastic Polymer Fluids (#59089)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 5:17 AM PST

444 [24.233.121.237]

Action! Adventure! Excitement! The methods of evaluation of rheological parameters within constitutive equations consistent with thermodynamics!

whyaduck [70.95.101.209]

"such flexible-chain polymers as polyethylene, polyisobutylene and polypropylene"

They left out polytheism, polyamory and polywannacracker.

UNIFORM SUPPORT CREMATION ROLLERS (TRUCK LOAD) (#59088)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 5:16 AM PST

444 [24.233.121.237]

For when you have bodies by the truckload.

Crazy Bling! Huge Designer Signed ANNIE 06 Frog AB Crystal Cross Belt Buckle WOW (#59087)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 5:16 AM PST

444 [24.233.121.237]

And he did ride uh-huh.

Also see [link]

whyaduck [70.95.101.209]

"from the Inventory of Dallas's now closed most exclusive Gift Shop at The Galleria Mall."

And we all know there's nothing more exclusive than a mall gift shop.

MEATL ART WALL HANGING PARROT SIZE 55" X 60" (#59086)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, May 16, 2012, 5:15 AM PST

444 [24.233.121.237]

Crunch Bird, my ass.

Not how I remembered El Greco. (#59085)

Posted by whyaduck Tuesday, May 15, 2012, 9:50 PM PST

whyaduck [70.95.101.209]

Or his era.

444 [24.233.121.237]

Tanorexic?

The skin grafts saved Teddy's life... (#59084)

Posted by whyaduck Tuesday, May 15, 2012, 9:30 PM PST

whyaduck [70.95.101.209]

...but they were just the beginning of his identity crisis.

sam002 [66.216.226.231]

It caught my eye too, and not in a good way.

Is that an IV pole? (#59083)

Posted by whyaduck Tuesday, May 15, 2012, 9:25 PM PST

whyaduck [70.95.101.209]

They don't make hospital gowns like they used to.

444 [24.233.121.237]

If you go to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.... [link]

I thought you said we were having... (#59082)

Posted by whyaduck Tuesday, May 15, 2012, 9:18 PM PST

whyaduck [70.95.101.209]

...chicken CROQUETTES.

**I see by (#59081)

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Tuesday, May 15, 2012, 1:23 PM PST

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]

your footwear . . .**

sam002 [66.216.226.231]

::stomp::

Bot 214 Art Robot metal sculpture, HydrogenWizard Allen Woods, kinetic form (#59080)

Posted by 444 Monday, May 14, 2012, 1:51 PM PST

444 [24.233.121.237]

Blind date?

zebra90210 [67.176.166.27]

next "Bachelor" guy?

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