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Hand Made Table Lamp in shape of Octopus (#53388)

Posted by 444 Thursday, September 2, 2010, 5:24 PM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

An Elder God TV lamp?

Also see [link]

zebra90210 [24.13.78.127]

FM??

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

Hey zeeb, just noticed your Beverly Hills numbers, did you notice today is your day? LOL. 9/02/10

Abstract Outsider Art Bizarre Folk Primitive Portrait (#53387)

Posted by 444 Thursday, September 2, 2010, 5:23 PM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

American Go Thick.

zebra90210 [24.13.78.127]

"Provokes Conversation"

ehm.. really?

6 Non-flying Domestic Fertilized Duck Hatching Eggs (#53386)

Posted by 444 Thursday, September 2, 2010, 5:23 PM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

"...can only can fly a very short distance and not very high." Watch your head -- DUCK!

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

"I cannot guarantee breakage" I'm sure the PO will handle that for you.

ubertacky [24.43.10.252]

They won't fly anyways, if you fatten them up for foie gras.

::hides from Ducky::

FairlyOddMom [98.245.209.150]

Oh jeezus, no flappy alert!

VINTAGE CERAMIC NARCO SHELF MANTEL CLOCK GERMANY WORKS (#53385)

Posted by 444 Thursday, September 2, 2010, 5:20 PM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

Narco = stash box? Also see [link]

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

[link]

SHEEP MANURE TEABAGS EARTHWORMS TEA BAGS (#53384)

Posted by 444 Thursday, September 2, 2010, 5:20 PM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

Remember what the dormouse said....

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

You just know some moron is going to buy this and try drinking it.

FairlyOddMom [98.245.209.150]

*This tastes like SHIT, Grampa*

The World's Greatest Treasury of Health Secretes (#53383)

Posted by 444 Thursday, September 2, 2010, 5:19 PM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

Action! Adventure! Excitement! Glands!

ANTIQUE NAVAL PRESS GANG UNIQUE WOOD BELAYING PIN ITEM (#53382)

Posted by 444 Thursday, September 2, 2010, 5:19 PM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

Hello, sailor!

Not a....

Also see [link]

zebra90210 [24.13.78.127]

humming: "in the Navy.."

ubertacky [24.43.10.252]

"...USED BY PRESS GANGS TO CONVINCE MEN TO JOIN THE NAVY..."

What do the press gangs do, club them with it?

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

ube: yes.

"A man in the street would first be asked to volunteer and if he refused he was often plied with alcohol or simply knocked out and taken." [link]

two very wierd gonks vintage retro (#53381)

Posted by 444 Thursday, September 2, 2010, 5:18 PM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

[link] : "Gonks were banned in the UK due to a massive Sexual Assault case, where the sexual predator was dressed up as a 'Gonk'." WTF?

Vintage Figurine Ugly Woman with Milk Cow Unknown Maker (#53380)

Posted by 444 Thursday, September 2, 2010, 5:18 PM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

Awwww....

STOMP!

Original Vintage Poster Gitanes Cigarette Weird Strange (#53379)

Posted by 444 Thursday, September 2, 2010, 5:18 PM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

A smoking butt.

Cowboy & Indian Doll / Action Figures With Horse -as is (#53378)

Posted by whyaduck Thursday, September 2, 2010, 5:09 PM PST

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

"Partial Amputee- took a bullet wound to the left hand and had to remove on the battle field (in holster)"

444 [24.233.97.41]

Digital marketing?

Stuffed animal (#53377)

Posted by whyaduck Thursday, September 2, 2010, 4:55 PM PST

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

The ill-fated offspring of: [link]

444 [24.233.97.41]

Dad is relaxing now that junior is on his own: [link]

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

Warning for furries: "has a mild musty smell from being stored-hard to notice unless you are right on it"

ubertacky [24.43.10.252]

it smells like damp wood shavings, really. Sometimes they got that smell just from the overseas transport alone. That was before silica gel packs.

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

Oh you've smelled it, ube? I didn't realize this was one of your auctions.

FairlyOddMom [98.245.209.150]

Let's take a moment to thank the gods above for silica gel packs...

Why are there skid marks on the table? (#53376)

Posted by whyaduck Thursday, September 2, 2010, 4:38 PM PST

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

Oh. Forgot their worm medicine again.

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

Must be cousins of: [link]

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

sami: WTF?

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

heehee. Wiping nose on table?? ;-D Please pass the butt in the air.

ooak 131 shellkidZ sea shell baby snail art MWL OG (#53375)

Posted by whyaduck Thursday, September 2, 2010, 4:34 PM PST

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

They misspelled OMGWTFBBQ.

444 [24.233.97.41]

It's a whelk [link] ; name it Lawrence.

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

"Sometimes my shellkidZ turn out to be fairies...sometimes boys...sometimes girls...sometimes monkeys" MMmm-hmmm.

Whimsical Santa w/ Jack-O Lantern (#53374)

Posted by whyaduck Thursday, September 2, 2010, 4:23 PM PST

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

Christmas season comes earlier every year.

ubertacky [24.43.10.252]

All the stores are stocked up for Christmas on Halloween night, anyways.

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

# 29 of 2008. Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

Bert (#53373)

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Thursday, September 2, 2010, 3:13 PM PST

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]

Henry

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]

[link]

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]

That was pretty offensive . . .

:-P

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

I guess that's not Bert's pic on the cover.

Sea furries (#53372)

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Thursday, September 2, 2010, 1:33 PM PST

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]

[link]

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

Arrrrr.

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

*snork*

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

[link]

ubertacky [24.43.10.252]

Hey, I know those guys! They were talking about a furry cruise some time back. Not everyone has the money to spring for that, though.

(O) (#53371)

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Thursday, September 2, 2010, 1:30 PM PST

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

[link]

ubertacky [24.43.10.252]

I dunno why, but they look a little perverted...

Of course, to those blissfully ignorant, they are harmless looking.

Get ready (#53370)

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Thursday, September 2, 2010, 8:46 AM PST

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]

for Earl . . .

sam002 [24.179.147.98]

TT better hang on to his barn!

444 [24.233.97.41]

"Learn how to prepare and survive when TSHTF and the EOTWAWKI occurs!" [link] [link]

ubertacky [24.43.10.252]

I'll bet a few people will feel that way when the rotating power outage hits Long Beach on the 7th. Got a notice last week, and another came today. The worst I'll expect is the store selling out on dry ice.

TUFFY MILK FILTER SOCK (#53369)

Posted by whyaduck Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 9:25 PM PST

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

No thanks, I prefer: [link]

FairlyOddMom [98.245.209.150]

Huh. That's all I can come up with. :)

444 [24.233.97.41]

Useful for collecting [link] for sale on eBay.

ubertacky [108.13.27.64]

Iowa farm closure liquidations?

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]

Dairy is gross . . .

Robbie [82.28.97.83]

Spotted this on the link: [link]

We had some just the other day. With custard, mmmmm. The label design has changed dramatically, though: [link]

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]

"I'm not gonna try it, YOU try it . . . "

Dontcha just hate (#53368)

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 1:45 PM PST

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]

show-off amphibians?

ThirdTwin [209.64.123.187]

Room party toy.

FairlyOddMom [98.245.209.150]

TT, that's your own private room and no one else has a key. THANK GOD.

donita [66.143.166.122]

So that's why princess's are always kissing the nasty things.

ubertacky [108.13.27.64]

even if you advertise, I'll just walk past unless you got some froggy beats playing...

ThirdTwin [209.64.123.187]

Ube: We have froggy beats playing 24/7 down in the Funny Room in the DA Mansion basement. Dress appropriately.

ubertacky [24.43.10.252]

::Looks in while this is playing: [link] ::

Ugh, no. Pass.

Better than (#53367)

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 1:43 PM PST

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]

ordinary and poor . . .

donita [66.143.166.122]

These peeps look an awful lot like a scene from 'Reefer Madness'. Did Hitchcock have a hand in that film?

AMAZING PAINTING, 18,900 SEA SHELL UNIQUE COLLAGE (#53366)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 11:45 AM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

Hail Mary, full of gastropods.

whyaduck [24.165.40.89]

Holy Mother of Pearl!

FairlyOddMom [98.245.209.150]

Jesus, Mary and... Joseph is still at the beach.

donita [66.143.166.122]

Today only...Miracle at half price?

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