Disturbing Auctions

Posted by duckmark Thursday, August 27, 2015, 2:09 AM PST
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
His hair will track you down. [link]

Posted by 444 Wednesday, August 26, 2015, 11:13 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
“…this chair really needs to be back in Brooklyn….” Fuggedaboutit.
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
People who viewed this item later viewed [link]

Posted by 444 Wednesday, August 26, 2015, 11:11 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
“Combing Ultra Violet and Infra Red….has to position switch…”

Posted by 444 Wednesday, August 26, 2015, 11:10 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Whya no KFC mashed potatoes?
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
Buy a man (or woman) a duck and s/he will eat for a day. Get them a duck press for $20K and that night's dinner might be even better.

Posted by 444 Wednesday, August 26, 2015, 11:09 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Parent-child relationships!
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
Is this about toilet paper?

Posted by 444 Wednesday, August 26, 2015, 11:08 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Do Super-Hoers always provide happy endings?
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
Not really [link]

Posted by 444 Wednesday, August 26, 2015, 11:08 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
The were and tair was hard on the wench; she’s missing the lather.
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
Those Alabama schools just keeps churning out the scholars.

Posted by 444 Wednesday, August 26, 2015, 11:06 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
With integrated swimmers.

Posted by duckmark Tuesday, August 25, 2015, 11:43 PM PST
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
For the serious collector of lacerated body parts.
zebra90210 [50.179.12.94]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfthzU3V4zo

Posted by duckmark Tuesday, August 25, 2015, 10:46 AM PST
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
This seller is currently away until Aug 26, 2015. If you make a purchase, there may be a delay in processing your order.
444 [24.233.121.237]
Off with their heads!

This is actually very useful for complying with USDA anti-cruelty regulations for animal experiments.
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [67.132.255.2]
Mickey?! Nooo!!

Posted by duckmark Tuesday, August 25, 2015, 10:31 AM PST
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
Why send your kid to summer camp when you can start your own.

Posted by duckmark Tuesday, August 25, 2015, 10:24 AM PST
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
Perfect for a baby Houdini.
444 [24.233.121.237]
How long can you save them without refrigeration?

STRIP CLUB (#64574)
Posted by duckmark Tuesday, August 25, 2015, 10:17 AM PST
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
Pretend that Tony Soprano is one of your customers.

Posted by duckmark Monday, August 24, 2015, 3:06 PM PST
duckmark [24.20.220.160]
I see by your outfit that ... you may not be an environmentalist.

Posted by duckmark Saturday, August 22, 2015, 3:27 PM PST
duckmark [70.210.136.179]
People who viewed this item also viewed this [link]
zebra90210 [50.179.12.94]
They should audition for America's Got Talent.

They would be a good competition for Ira.
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [67.132.255.2]
**double your pleasure, double your fun!**

Posted by duckmark Saturday, August 22, 2015, 3:15 PM PST
duckmark [70.210.136.179]
You are lonely and lack a DVD player.
zebra90210 [50.179.12.94]
"50 shades of a boob"

Cameo Ring (#64570)
Posted by duckmark Saturday, August 22, 2015, 3:05 PM PST
duckmark [70.210.136.179]
Nothing says "I don't love you" more than this.
n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.226]
I hate this ring.

Posted by duckmark Saturday, August 22, 2015, 2:15 PM PST
duckmark [70.210.136.179]
Sears?
zebra90210 [50.179.12.94]
A next Donald Trump Town Hall meeting?

Pre Cure Doll (#64568)
Posted by duckmark Friday, August 21, 2015, 4:33 PM PST
duckmark [70.210.136.179]
Viewers of this item also viewed this [link]
zebra90210 [50.179.12.94]
LOL @ duckmark!

Posted by zebra90210 Friday, August 21, 2015, 12:19 PM PST
zebra90210 [75.145.190.65]
WTF is that?!?!?
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [67.132.255.2]
It might work . . .
duckmark [70.210.136.179]
Also cures melanoma in one week.
zebra90210 [50.179.12.94]
What is this - a Klingon torture device?

I would never use this on my face, specially to "Roll 10-12 times in each direction to penetrate skin". Ay Carramba!

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Thursday, August 20, 2015, 11:37 AM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [67.132.255.2]
is really getting out of hand . . .
n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.226]
He daid.

Posted by 444 Thursday, August 20, 2015, 5:44 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
There once was a canner quite canny

Who one morning said to his granny:

“A canner can can anything that he can

But a canner can’t can a can, can he?”
zebra90210 [75.145.190.65]
$1,001.95?

I was just about to buy it but I can't afford that extra $1.95

Oh well. That's another failure. I can't buy this can.

[snort]
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [67.132.255.2]
Buy a merry can.
duckmark [70.210.136.179]
Clearly, the seller is into self-help.

GRAIN SILOS (#64564)
Posted by 444 Thursday, August 20, 2015, 5:44 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Oh, give me a home….
zebra90210 [75.145.190.65]
let's buy it for Donald Trump.

It defines his favorite "huge" concepts.

He would be happy in it.

Then we can lock him inside and don't let him out.

World will be a better place then.

Win-Win
duckmark [70.210.136.179]
$3.94 for shipping seems like a real bargain.

444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Husserlian phenomenology!
duckmark [70.210.136.179]
Cliff's Notes?

Posted by 444 Thursday, August 20, 2015, 5:43 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
And your Plan B is?
duckmark [70.210.136.179]
Hope she likes science.