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ODD BIZARRE VINTAGE GYNECOLOGIST CHIMPS SCULPTURE HANDMADE FUNNY GAF MIAMI, FL (#64900)
Posted by 444 Friday, September 9, 2016, 6:09 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Gynecologist or Urologist? “This listing was ended by the seller because there was an error in the listing.”

Solas Aluminum Propeller 2111-093-11 (#64899)
Posted by 444 Friday, September 9, 2016, 6:09 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Rubber hub for easy installation and excellent gripping force.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
There are days when I really need a propeller.

NEW Invariant Manifolds for Physical and Chemical Kinetics by Alexander N. Gorba (#64898)
Posted by 444 Friday, September 9, 2016, 6:08 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Newton Method with Incomplete Linearization!

Collectible Fish Humor Wall Signed Plague - Estate Find (#64897)
Posted by 444 Friday, September 9, 2016, 6:08 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Just for the halibut.

Statue - ? Herder with Lasso ? - ? Blackamoor ? -10 inch - spelter metal (#64896)
Posted by 444 Friday, September 9, 2016, 6:07 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
FM?

A Thing 16mm (#64895)
Posted by 444 Friday, September 9, 2016, 6:07 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Not very useful without Thing B.

Ball of Hershey Candy Wrappers-1 of a kind (#64894)
Posted by buairt1 Wednesday, August 24, 2016, 7:37 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
One of a kind. Because 2 would be 2 too many.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
How do we know that this isn't a basketball covered in a thin layer of candy wrappers. This could easily be a cheap replica of a valuable art piece.
m.clayton [97.93.62.207]
The seller will just spend the money on more chocolate.

Black Spider Halloween Lace Window Curtain - 36 Inches X 84 Inches - And Wine (#64893)
Posted by buairt1 Tuesday, August 16, 2016, 10:25 AM PST
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
You had me at wine...

Jesus on Cross Kaleidoscope Electric Picture Art RARE Color Wheel FAB KITSCH (#64892)
Posted by 444 Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 11:32 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Needs shells.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Without the electric color wheel, this would be worth nothing.
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=omg+it+spins+picture&view=detailv2&&id=025EB64A67376435DBDF794C4838A3A35894D555&selectedIndex=0&ccid=iclFqSul&simid=608019189559528972&thid=OIP.M89c945a92ba50dccc27a35e311261263o2&ajaxhist=0
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
https://pidge2571.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/omg-it-spins.jpg

maybe this one will work.
444 [24.233.121.237]
Change "https" to "http" and DA will make a clickable link automatically:

[link]
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
yabut it's not autographed.

DECEASED SILICONE WOMAN; MADE TO ORDER: PRODUCED IN OUR WORKSHOP! (#64891)
Posted by 444 Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 11:31 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
You can probably buy a real one cheaper.
spagettyo [98.202.73.51]
But what you are saving in legal costs more than makes up for it
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Any sense of the resale value?
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
She's mostly dead.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7_yixyy9ts

CMOS Fractional-N Synthesizers: Design for High Spectral Purity and Monolithic Integration (#64890)
Posted by 444 Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 11:31 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! A Single-ended 1.8 GHz 8/9 DMP in 0.8 mum 'Radiation Hardened' BiCMOS!

Vintage Taxidermy Red Fox Cub Baby - Antique Oddity Curiosity Weird Goth Decor (#64889)
Posted by 444 Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 11:31 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Badly made from scratch from a kit.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
wish I had a spare fireplace (mantle).

Large 23" Tall Vintage Wood Hand Carved Buddha (#64888)
Posted by 444 Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 11:30 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Not Buddha; handelion.
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
My wife wants this out of the house, it freaks her out. Someone in the family has 'some' taste...
444 [24.233.121.237]
Long fingernails are a sign of beauty and wealth to Chinese and Indonesians (advertising that you don't do manual labor), and a guardian lion protects you from evil spirits, but I have no idea why those symbols are combined in this whatsit.

Complete Set of 20/11 x 17 Post-It Disease Charts (#64887)
Posted by 444 Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 11:30 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Decorate the office.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Perfect for hypochondriac's rec. room.
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
Just the perfect wall art for the dining room.

BATHROOM, COUNTRY OUTHOUSE, HANDMADE, BATTERY POWERED WALL CLOCK (#64886)
Posted by buairt1 Sunday, July 24, 2016, 1:28 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.226.147]
Time to take a dump.
444 [24.233.121.237]
"We can personalize your name right on the clock." No shit!
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
See clock face for mounting locale.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
"It usually takes 10 working business days from the time we receive your payment until we take it to the Post Office. "

Eesh.. they must live with the proverbial Grandma..

Over the River and Through the Woods

Soft Cervical Vertebra Tractor Massager Three Layers Pain Headache Brown (#64885)
Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:52 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
But what if my tractor only has a two layer headache?
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
What if my headache isn't brown?
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Neck enema accessory included.

Southwestern Realistic Desert Cactus Table Lamp With Glass Shade Cowboy Hat New (#64884)
Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:52 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
I see by your outfit….

Also see [link] (Needs [link]
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
Realistic looking cactus????

FREAKY STRANGE MEN 50s Big 8x10 VINTAGE PHOTO WEIRD Mask ODD RARE Pic Image 279 (#64883)
Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:52 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Your caption here:
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
Philadelphia Eagles fans waiting in vain for that Superbowl championship.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Trump supporters studying the facts.

The sabellid, Bispira volutacornis: Biology, ecology & associated fauna (#64882)
Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:51 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Gastrodelphys clausii!
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
insight into the world of featherduster worms and thus is of interest to both the general naturalist and those looking to gain further specialised kwledge. Starts 'Go Fund Me Page' for feather duster worms...they have rights too...

Fast Inflatable Air Sleeping Bag Camping Bed Beach Hangout Laybag Rose Red SALE (#64881)
Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:50 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
“Package includes: 1 x Inflatable air lay bed sofa.”

For air lay blow jobs on a giant plastic hoohah.
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
Ahhh... it has been removed...
444 [24.233.121.237]
See [link] for the darn thing.
buairt1 [68.238.224.98]
Giant hot dog bun...

Rogue Taxidermy Deer Head Brigitte Bardot Vintage Weird Art Oddity Kitsch Decor (#64880)
Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:49 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Home, home on the range….
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
Damn hipster deer

Nemisis ouija board (#64879)
Posted by buairt1 Saturday, July 9, 2016, 11:36 AM PST
buairt1 [68.238.225.205]
Do not use under the age of 18 or under the influence of alcohol. But, these are the two reasons to USE to board....

Weird Santa (#64878)
Posted by sha2000 Thursday, June 23, 2016, 9:31 PM PST
sha2000 [96.243.231.12]
and his minions.
buairt1 [68.238.225.205]
Santa needs to lay off that eye liner...

Striptease Magic Highball Glasses (#64877)
Posted by sha2000 Thursday, June 23, 2016, 9:27 PM PST
sha2000 [96.243.231.12]
The clothing was tacky in the 70's anyway.
buairt1 [68.238.225.205]
Last ditch attempt to get the dead party jumping...

Vintage Virgin Mary Our Lady rhinestones crown kitsch religious shabby wall Art (#64876)
Posted by 444 Monday, June 20, 2016, 3:30 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Needs shells.

Has shells: [link]

Also see [link]
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