Disturbing Auctions

Posted by buairt1 Wednesday, August 24, 2016, 7:37 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
One of a kind. Because 2 would be 2 too many.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
How do we know that this isn't a basketball covered in a thin layer of candy wrappers. This could easily be a cheap replica of a valuable art piece.

Posted by buairt1 Tuesday, August 16, 2016, 10:25 AM PST
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
You had me at wine...

Posted by 444 Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 11:32 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Needs shells.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Without the electric color wheel, this would be worth nothing.
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=omg+it+spins+picture&view=detailv2&&id=025EB64A67376435DBDF794C4838A3A35894D555&selectedIndex=0&ccid=iclFqSul&simid=608019189559528972&thid=OIP.M89c945a92ba50dccc27a35e311261263o2&ajaxhist=0
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
https://pidge2571.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/omg-it-spins.jpg

maybe this one will work.
444 [24.233.121.237]
Change "https" to "http" and DA will make a clickable link automatically:

[link]
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
yabut it's not autographed.

Posted by 444 Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 11:31 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
You can probably buy a real one cheaper.
spagettyo [98.202.73.51]
But what you are saving in legal costs more than makes up for it
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Any sense of the resale value?
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
She's mostly dead.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7_yixyy9ts

444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! A Single-ended 1.8 GHz 8/9 DMP in 0.8 mum 'Radiation Hardened' BiCMOS!

Posted by 444 Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 11:31 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Badly made from scratch from a kit.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
wish I had a spare fireplace (mantle).

Posted by 444 Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 11:30 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Not Buddha; handelion.
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
My wife wants this out of the house, it freaks her out. Someone in the family has 'some' taste...
444 [24.233.121.237]
Long fingernails are a sign of beauty and wealth to Chinese and Indonesians (advertising that you don't do manual labor), and a guardian lion protects you from evil spirits, but I have no idea why those symbols are combined in this whatsit.

Posted by 444 Tuesday, August 9, 2016, 11:30 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Decorate the office.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Perfect for hypochondriac's rec. room.
buairt1 [68.238.227.27]
Just the perfect wall art for the dining room.

Posted by buairt1 Sunday, July 24, 2016, 1:28 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.226.147]
Time to take a dump.
444 [24.233.121.237]
"We can personalize your name right on the clock." No shit!
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
See clock face for mounting locale.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
"It usually takes 10 working business days from the time we receive your payment until we take it to the Post Office. "

Eesh.. they must live with the proverbial Grandma..

Over the River and Through the Woods

Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:52 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
But what if my tractor only has a two layer headache?
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
What if my headache isn't brown?
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Neck enema accessory included.

Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:52 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
I see by your outfit….

Also see [link] (Needs [link]
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
Realistic looking cactus????

Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:52 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Your caption here:
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
Philadelphia Eagles fans waiting in vain for that Superbowl championship.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Trump supporters studying the facts.

Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:51 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Gastrodelphys clausii!
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
insight into the world of featherduster worms and thus is of interest to both the general naturalist and those looking to gain further specialised kwledge. Starts 'Go Fund Me Page' for feather duster worms...they have rights too...

Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:50 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
“Package includes: 1 x Inflatable air lay bed sofa.”

For air lay blow jobs on a giant plastic hoohah.
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
Ahhh... it has been removed...
444 [24.233.121.237]
See [link] for the darn thing.
buairt1 [68.238.224.98]
Giant hot dog bun...

Posted by 444 Sunday, July 10, 2016, 10:49 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Home, home on the range….
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
Damn hipster deer

Posted by buairt1 Saturday, July 9, 2016, 11:36 AM PST
buairt1 [68.238.225.205]
Do not use under the age of 18 or under the influence of alcohol. But, these are the two reasons to USE to board....

Weird Santa (#64878)
Posted by sha2000 Thursday, June 23, 2016, 9:31 PM PST
sha2000 [96.243.231.12]
and his minions.
buairt1 [68.238.225.205]
Santa needs to lay off that eye liner...

Posted by sha2000 Thursday, June 23, 2016, 9:27 PM PST
sha2000 [96.243.231.12]
The clothing was tacky in the 70's anyway.
buairt1 [68.238.225.205]
Last ditch attempt to get the dead party jumping...

444 [24.233.121.237]
Needs shells.

Has shells: [link]

Also see [link]

444 [24.233.121.237]
O’er the ham parts….

Posted by 444 Monday, June 20, 2016, 3:29 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Non-identically distributed jumps with infinite second moments!
buairt1 [68.238.223.244]
My new sleeping pill...

Posted by 444 Monday, June 20, 2016, 3:29 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Possum Lodge?
buairt1 [68.238.225.205]
Meets the approval of the Grand Pubbah...
buairt1 [68.238.225.205]
Meets the approval of the Grand Pubbah...

Posted by 444 Monday, June 20, 2016, 3:28 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
A rather small schniedelwutz.

Posted by 444 Monday, June 20, 2016, 3:28 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
admin (password)
buairt1 [68.238.225.205]
Damn...can I get my password reset...again...

Not a ..... (#64870)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Saturday, June 18, 2016, 5:49 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.226]
(not suitable for work)
444 [24.233.121.237]
The Jolly Green Giant uses one when he can't find a Ho.
spagettyo [174.23.145.131]
almost 200 bucks cheaper on amazon with free prime shipping

https://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Moby-Foot-Super-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
naughty Amazon! I had no idea they were selling this kind of gadgets..