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"fire damage due to a wiring issue in the lumbar support feature of the driver's seat"

Holy crap, dontcha hate it when you're barreling down the highway and your butt bursts into flames?

Image of Imaculate Conception in Agate Coral Rock (#45371)

Posted by 444 Thursday, July 2, 2009, 10:42 AM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

[link] [link]

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

(second link) WTF??? LOL

444 [24.233.110.128]

Ducky: It's research that won an Ig Nobel Prize: [link]

elvise presley (#45370)

Posted by 444 Thursday, July 2, 2009, 10:41 AM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

At least the shipping is reasonable.

Darth_Shatner [152.16.51.249]

An original what? I like how the "larger" pic is exactly the same size.

Wierd Statue of Man and Woman (#45369)

Posted by 444 Thursday, July 2, 2009, 10:41 AM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

Stash box.

NEW The Syntax-Morphology Interface - Baerman, Matth... (#45368)

Posted by 444 Thursday, July 2, 2009, 10:40 AM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

Action! Adventure! Excitement! A full-length study of inflectional syncretism!

Wild Hair Girl & Dalmation Modeling Outfits Tacky Chic (#45367)

Posted by 444 Thursday, July 2, 2009, 10:40 AM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

Your caption here:

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

What are they modeling, bath mats?

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Which one is Dice?

HUGE 4 FT VINTAGE ROYAL HOLLYWOOD REGENCY TABLE LAMP (#45366)

Posted by 444 Thursday, July 2, 2009, 10:40 AM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

Needs finial: [link]

Kitschy Set of Plastic Mermaids / Cake Toppers 1965 HTF (#45365)

Posted by 444 Thursday, July 2, 2009, 10:39 AM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

Apparently crossbred with flounders, because their boobs have migrated like flatfish eyes.

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

"I saw one of these mermaids during a Google search but she was not glittered so they are RARE"

Hard to argue with that logic.

rare German Roth ceramic Vase fat crusty blow Lava (#45364)

Posted by 444 Thursday, July 2, 2009, 10:39 AM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

We have trampled all the vases where the drips of Roth are stored....

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

There are very few sentences in which I want to see the words "fat crusty blow".

Stupid Top Sheet (#45363)

Posted by Darth_Shatner Thursday, July 2, 2009, 10:23 AM PST

Darth_Shatner [152.16.51.249]

"Do you like to have something wrap around you in the middle of the night so you dream you're being choked by an anaconda?

"

444 [24.233.110.128]

Beige??

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

We all know what those snake dreams mean.

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

I hesitate to ask about the bottom sheet.

Poker "art" (#45362)

Posted by Darth_Shatner Thursday, July 2, 2009, 10:14 AM PST

Darth_Shatner [152.16.51.249]

"Gary. He's having a rough year. First, he and his wife got a divorce at the end of January. ***TOTALLY not his fault....she was a ho-bag"

Escargot (#45361)

Posted by Darth_Shatner Thursday, July 2, 2009, 10:08 AM PST

Darth_Shatner [152.16.51.249]

Enough for everybody!

ldpresso [12.41.40.70]

"for substrate, glass and sumps"

::sings:: Sumpin in the way they move/Attracts me like no other mollusk

POT USA FLAG FL345 flags marijuana leaf stripes (#45360)

Posted by buairt1 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 8:20 PM PST

buairt1 [205.188.116.75]

Yeah, fly this outside of your house and see how long it takes for the law to get a search warrant...

n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.78]

..or have knocks at your door wanting to buy.

ungorilla [205.214.247.18]

Wha maaan... you no like ganja??? That's funny to say...he he he.

ldpresso [12.41.40.70]

Dave's not here, man.

ldpresso [12.41.40.70]

You're a grand old flag,

You're a high flying flag

Mexican folk art Very Large Bottlecap Cross w/ Saints (#45359)

Posted by buairt1 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 8:11 PM PST

buairt1 [205.188.116.75]

The Father, The Son And The Distilled Spirits...Amen...

ungorilla [205.214.247.18]

All we get under bottle caps is a free soda... once in a while...

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

Oh gaudy night.

ldpresso [12.41.40.20]

won't fit in the fridge.

VINTAGE DAY OF THE DEAD Glitter Queen DIVA Figurine (#45358)

Posted by buairt1 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 8:01 PM PST

buairt1 [205.188.116.75]

Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't look fabulous!

ungorilla [205.214.247.18]

How smart!!!

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

Fabulously misshapen.

Bug Eyed Mermaids (#45357)

Posted by sam002 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 7:13 PM PST

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

More likely Mer-boys.

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

merde-made.

Snorkledorf!!! (#45356)

Posted by Darth_Shatner Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 6:50 PM PST

Darth_Shatner [71.65.249.7]

Anyone else remember Freakies Cereal?

ungorilla [205.214.247.18]

A few brown spatter stains... EEUUWWW!!! Thats GROSE!!!

Speaking of Waffle House at 3am... (#45355)

Posted by Darth_Shatner Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 6:41 PM PST

Darth_Shatner [71.65.249.7]

's a bit overdone isn't it?

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

Looks as if it survived a nuclear blast.

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

Not complete without [link] and [link]

buairt1 [205.188.116.74]

Hey, how did my cookin' end up on ebay. lol

ubertacky [96.229.83.169]

that would only look good at the fairgrounds, the color would fade just enough after a month in the sun...

n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.78]

The bacon looks OK.

Does it come with a drink or doesn't it?? (#45354)

Posted by Darth_Shatner Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 6:39 PM PST

Darth_Shatner [71.65.249.7]

This wouldn't fool a drunk at 3am at Waffle House let alone "anybody". And over $20 with shipping!

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

Meat, 2 veg and a tapeworm.

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

Fake/Faux makes it real, non?

buairt1 [205.188.116.74]

Those Are Potatoes? My Irish relatives are rolling over in their graves....

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Should please anal retentives. None of the food groups are touching.

ldpresso [12.41.40.70]

yes duck but it's all quite moving.

WIRING HITCHHIKING HARASSER ELIMINATOR (#45353)

Posted by chewmefun Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 6:18 PM PST

chewmefun [76.6.41.171]

"... these omnipresent conductors serve as the optimum means to connect up, transmit and distribute these very harmful electronic surveillance, mind control and electronic attack signals throughout the building..."

Darth_Shatner [71.65.249.7]

What, no tinfoil hat?

n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.78]

"... If you are hearing sounds, noises or even voices or Morse-code sounding digital data signals or control signals coming from your walls..." buy our (tinfoil hat) device.

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

"The weird sounds can also sound like a distant motor running, distant voices, whispering and mumbling, spiritual and God-like voices" No, I'm sure it's God talking to me.

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

[link] Yabbut...

buairt1 [205.188.116.74]

ZZZzzz - ooooh I fell asleep during the second paragraph...zzzzz

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

"Your home or business is just several huge signal distribution networks plus transmitting and receiving antenna arrays."

Yabbut the internet is safe, right?

444 [24.233.110.128]

I have a mouse chewing in my wall; will this eliminate it?

Beverage Cap Airtight (#45352)

Posted by chewmefun Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 6:15 PM PST

chewmefun [76.6.41.171]

Because the stock cap from grocery store is lacking in airtightability.

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

"A GPS/Cellular tracking device" does this come inside the bottlecap?

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

::idea::Would also make a great...naaaaaah.

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

"We beat all lower adversitised prices by 10%"

Overcoming adversiticity.

Answering machine (#45351)

Posted by Darth_Shatner Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 6:13 PM PST

Darth_Shatner [71.65.249.7]

"I swear, if I’d known that was your wife under that Joe Biden mask, I never would’ve elbowed her in the throat."

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

"Teacher by day" -- Dude, you are SO toast... [link]

BOOKEND looks old (#45350)

Posted by chewmefun Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 6:10 PM PST

chewmefun [76.6.41.171]

nice color too.

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

"limestone is hard since it’s a rock." Use to hold up your Nazi war camp book collection.

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

Give your kids the message: Books can HURT you. TV is your friend.

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

"barbed wire (a.k.a., barb wire)"

D'oh!

Art Collage (#45349)

Posted by chewmefun Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 6:05 PM PST

chewmefun [76.6.41.171]

warning: unexpected music

Darth_Shatner [71.65.249.7]

And rather jaunty music at that, considering the subject matter.

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

"This artwork contains expired medication. Please handle with care.

DO NOT INGEST."

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Double d'oh!

Mechanical Bank (#45348)

Posted by chewmefun Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 6:04 PM PST

chewmefun [76.6.41.171]

pics have must-scroll goodness.

Darth_Shatner [71.65.249.7]

No respect!

My other car is a pile of... (#45347)

Posted by Darth_Shatner Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 5:57 PM PST

Darth_Shatner [71.65.249.7]

I don't get it.

n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.78]

Think P instead of B.

Darth_Shatner [71.65.249.7]

Well yeah, but is it a factory mistake or is it some sort of Northern New England in-joke?

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

Possibly Baltimore?

buairt1 [205.188.116.74]

Plastic License Plate Frame for U.S.A. and Canadian cars.

Like we need to get the Canadians involved..They will get mad and then there will be no more hockey...

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

For the Chevy Crustacean. Or maybe the Subaru Softshell.

CAT HEAD (#45346)

Posted by sam002 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 5:04 PM PST

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

Head case. err, vase.

chewmefun [76.6.41.171]

ceramic cat favors jaunty hat while plush cat, a bowtie. just another one of Mother Nature's mysteries.

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

Looking for perfect gift? Give her cat head.

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

[link]

ldpresso [12.41.40.20]

Yabbut duck, "Zal het Hoofd van de Kat." This cat has hooves. NOt kosher.

FOLKY SOCK RAG DOLLS (#45345)

Posted by n.s.sherlock Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 4:48 PM PST

n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.78]

"CHARMING PAIR OF BLACK MARICANA"

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

Folky socks. [link]

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

"THE DOLLS HAVE OBVIOUSLY BEEN MADE WITH CARE AND PRIDE."

Pride THIS, muthafucka

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

(sami's link) [link]

ldpresso [12.41.40.20]

(duck) aww....a confettimander. (nice though)

Magic Power Teapot (#45344)

Posted by n.s.sherlock Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 4:44 PM PST

n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.78]

"Suck Water from Botton Hole&Animal" - huh?

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

[link]

chewmefun [76.6.41.171]

there's a hole in the teapot dear Liza dear Liza

Punky SILVER-WHITE Shaggy Spikey (#45343)

Posted by n.s.sherlock Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 4:41 PM PST

n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.78]

Assuming it's the same wig on both models.

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

Marcia worried her son was watching too much anime.

a place to sit (#45342)

Posted by rosebud3606 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 2:19 PM PST

rosebud3606 [72.185.107.60]

and eat your steak

444 [24.233.110.128]

Are we sure it's not a cow bull steer?

n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.78]

A place to let your rump rest.

chewmefun [76.6.41.171]

with a little DIY convert to feed trough. passing motorists enjoy scenic views hey! cannibal cows!

ldpresso [12.41.40.70]

Isn't Cowbull in Afghanastystan?

ANTIQUE-Large MEISSEN Mirror Candleholder With Cherubs (#45341)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:20 PM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

Pinkey - Bluey flaming atrocity.

osserdpl [12.41.40.70]

Of Meissen men.

rosebud3606 [72.185.107.60]

eeeeew from the same seller: [link]

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Looks like a set. Maybe they'll combine shipping.

Man hugging bizarre tree-woman, 1930s (#45340)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:20 PM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

Your caption here:

osserdpl [12.41.40.20]

"My cunt-tree tis of thee..."

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Her bark is worse than her bite.

n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.78]

She really liked it when he got a woody.

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

Crazy tree huggers.

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

It's Twiggy!

ldpresso [12.41.40.70]

Honey, we need to talk. I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm feeling too rooted, need to branch out. AS you know, I'm quite poplar, so I hope you're Oak-K with this. I'm not saying youve been a beech. No, I don't wanna break it off. Found the fir, now where's that knothole.

Cow Wood Carved Bk Scratcher Carving Wooden Bull Steer (#45339)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:19 PM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

"...no detail spared." Except the cow bull steer detail.

osserdpl [12.41.40.70]

another bum steer.

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Yabbut you have to tip 'em to harvest the wood. [link]

#2 Real monkey skull Carved Dayak jewelry RARE ! Borneo (#45338)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:19 PM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

For your charm bracelet.

osserdpl [12.41.40.70]

I thought Dr Who took care of the Dayaks.

first blood 1982 origanal copy singed by syl stallone (#45337)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:19 PM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

Anally singed?

osserdpl [12.41.40.20]

With a look of grim determination, Stallone gripped the orange crayon in his fist, and the struggle began.

1987 honda xr 200 intack manifold perfect !! (#45336)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:18 PM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

Intact intake perhaps, but perfect??

Fossil Mud Lobster, Thalassina anomala - Gunn Point NT (#45335)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:18 PM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

Lobster Bisque.

ldpresso [65.78.1.254]

[link]

Morphological Change in Quaternary Mammals of North America (#45334)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:17 PM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

Action! Adventure! Excitement! Ungulates!

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

"new ways to calculate evolutionary rates"

Last I heard it was $29.95 per millenium.

A STOVE TOP PLACK??? (#45333)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:17 PM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

I don't carrot all for plack on my stove top.

VICTORIAN SCOTTISH SILVER MOUNTED RAM'S HEAD SNUFF MULL (#45332)

Posted by 444 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:16 PM PST

444 [24.233.110.128]

On wheels, like [link] but with fancier thistles.

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Oooooh, tiny farm implements, a gavel, and the severed foot of an adult [link] !

chewmefun [76.6.41.171]

warning: audio/video [link]

Who is Babby Hugh.... (#45331)

Posted by whyaduck Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:15 PM PST

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

...and what is he doing at the furcon? He otter know better.

osserdpl [12.41.40.20]

"Babby Hugh Cook Sculpture." But him no eat it.

osserdpl [12.41.40.70]

"This world renowned artist has brought his remarkable and unique talent to the sea." By way of the municipal sewer system.

STAMPEDE... (#45330)

Posted by osserdpl Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 1:11 PM PST

osserdpl [12.41.40.70]

...his pants again.

The eBay House (#45329)

Posted by Robbie Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 12:34 PM PST

Robbie [82.30.133.173]

Like the DA Mansion, but with less taste.

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Yabbut does it play the Weird Al song? With all of the musical decanters and snow globes on eBay, there's really no excuse for it not to.

Rice Krispies quilt set (#45328)

Posted by Robbie Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 12:32 PM PST

Robbie [82.30.133.173]

Never used. I wonder why.

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

::rolls over:: *snap* *crackle* *pop*

osserdpl [12.41.40.70]

i didn't know they came in "mint"

chewmefun [76.6.41.171]

RIP, Pow!

Make her Christmas wish come true! (#45327)

Posted by Robbie Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 12:19 PM PST

Robbie [82.30.133.173]

Pressure cooker, can opener... MOP. Housewives must have been a lot easier to please in the 1950s.

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Knives, though. That's what she asked Santa for.

Robbie [82.30.133.173]

Yeah, I can see how a knife might be welcome as the next thing to hand after you've opened the mop.

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Did I mention that my husband gave me a can opener for a birthday present when we were first dating? Yes, I'm sure I did. Not even a wall-mount like the one in the picture, just a crappy hand-held. *AND* I already had one.

Another year I got a used library book. We're still married, but we do *not* do the gift-exchange thing. It was one or the other.

Thou Shalt Not Be Wack (#45326)

Posted by rosebud3606 Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 11:59 AM PST

rosebud3606 [72.185.107.60]

but i guess the seller can be.

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

No amount of strange posing is gonna sell that fugly dress.

1961 Old Today (#45325)

Posted by Robbie Wednesday, July 1, 2009, 11:29 AM PST

Robbie [82.30.133.173]

Gee, thanks.

Yep, I'm 48 today. Between this auction and the "Getting Through The Menopause" supplement in last Sunday's paper, I'm feeling pretty insulted.

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

This should cheer ya up, Robbie. "153 results found for 2002 vintage" [link]

Happy Birthday!

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Happy Birthday, Robbie!

Getting old is no insult, but it might as well be. Maybe this will make you feel younger: [link] "inside there is some wrighting"

ldpresso [12.41.40.70]

ahhhh, whine whine whine. I'm 56, nobody expects a goddamn thing from me, and I'm happy as a fried clam in pigshit. ::waves cane, chases DAers from lawn::

Robbie [82.30.133.173]

Now I want a Mad Magazine book!

Col turned 70 on Monday. I gave him that "How to Stay Alive in Vietnam" book and a big box of nostalgic sweeties. He's ordered himself a new pair of glasses as well.

I'm off to London tomorrow to see Derren Brown (again).

whyaduck [66.8.246.43]

Looks like Derren's got you programmed, Robbie. Keep your wits about you but have fun!

::trips ldp with walker and beats him senseless with rubber donut::

Robbie [82.30.133.173]

(squeal of delight) [link]

444 [24.233.110.128]

Happy Birthday! I found you some party decorations: [link]

chewmefun [76.6.41.171]

HB to you both ;o)

You had me at.... (#45324)

Posted by sam002 Tuesday, June 30, 2009, 10:36 PM PST

sam002 [64.83.233.157]

And a shirt Ari will like... [link]

ariella_e [208.94.72.129]

guilty

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