Disturbing Auctions

Posted by whyaduck Monday, February 1, 2016, 10:03 AM PST
whyaduck [76.173.180.250]
When he salts his food, it stays salted.
CaTfiSh [67.10.169.191]
Salt o' the earth, that man he was.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Peppered with criticism, Lamkin trounced by Shipley.
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
I used to deliver the Baltimore Sunpaper to Spiro Agnew's house.

I know what you're thinking . . .

Well LAH-DEE-DAH!

Posted by 444 Friday, January 29, 2016, 9:32 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Or possibly a dwarf.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
or Seth Rogen, minus full beard
whyaduck [76.173.180.250]
Install it in the middle of the floor, or perhaps on a central cooking surface. Gnome man is an island.
CaTfiSh [67.10.169.191]
Misnomer. It's actually a promotional for David Berkowitz appearing as Saul of Tarsus in a prison play.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
"All our mosaics can be installed in wet areas such as pools , fountains and even showers ."

Posted by 444 Friday, January 29, 2016, 9:32 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
DIY.
whyaduck [76.173.180.250]
Leyla... darling, won't you ease my worried mind.
CaTfiSh [67.10.169.191]
Ah yes, I used to have one of these as a young boy.

....back when I had a sister.
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Earn big money at home performing neurosurgery in your spare time.

Posted by 444 Friday, January 29, 2016, 9:30 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! N-th degree bivariate polynomial numerators with linear denominators over a 2-square in the local parametric space!
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Fun for the entire family.

Posted by 444 Friday, January 29, 2016, 9:30 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
“…1/4" think. We accepy paypal only.”

Awwww….

STOMP!
whyaduck [76.173.180.250]
I don't recognize the species, or even the genus, family, order or phylum. There must be an easier way to fight cancer.

Posted by 444 Friday, January 29, 2016, 9:28 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237] duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Who doesn't love a good horror monster musical?

Posted by 444 Friday, January 29, 2016, 9:27 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
I leave ant hairs on their eggs, as is my wont.
whyaduck [76.173.180.250]
"Features: women into cream body hair problems"

Whatever you're into, but where do the ottomans come in?
444 [24.233.121.237] whyaduck [76.173.180.250]
THBBFT!
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Recently had an ant egg and bacon omelette. Everything's better with bacon.

Posted by whyaduck Friday, January 29, 2016, 3:05 PM PST
whyaduck [76.173.180.250]
Don't want no salt & peper.

Traumatic flashback to 444's colonoscopy pics.
444 [24.233.121.237]
All About That Bass?

Posted by zebra90210 Sunday, January 24, 2016, 7:38 AM PST
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
..I was petrified...
444 [24.233.121.237]
Can also be plumbed as lawn sprinklers.
n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.226]
It says "Extend the life of your footwear", so, perhaps not intended for humans.

Posted by n.s.sherlock Friday, January 22, 2016, 1:44 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [24.101.86.148]
A bit pricey, but you do get free shipping.
m.clayton [96.39.237.106]
"Vol.4"???

Must be f***ing addictive.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
for "children and young adults" ???

Posted by m.clayton Wednesday, January 20, 2016, 3:22 PM PST
m.clayton [96.39.237.106]
Finally, a hanger for my jockstrap.
m.clayton [96.39.237.106]
Never snort Viagra...
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARXqNc5DGXU
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Makes Pinocchio look like Abe Lincoln.

Posted by m.clayton Tuesday, January 19, 2016, 1:02 PM PST
m.clayton [96.39.237.106]
For the fiend who has everything.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
"the only art piece like it in the world"

rrrinnng!

- Hello? Yes, I know. Calm down! I'll tell them.

click

A real art piece called. It said THAT is not an art piece. It's more related to its distant cousin - a piece of crap.

Posted by 444 Saturday, January 16, 2016, 7:51 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
“…it stands a whooping 27 1/2" Tall.”

Why no chicken? Check out the Pamprodactyl feet.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
They've almost had me but then I saw that chipped baseplate, in pic #6. That's it. NOT bidding.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
um.. not the baseplate. the top plate.

Posted by 444 Saturday, January 16, 2016, 7:50 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
For those who can’t find real mud to drive through.

Also see [link]
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
I want that mud in Snazzy Pink.

Posted by 444 Saturday, January 16, 2016, 7:49 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Awwww….

STOMP!

Posted by 444 Saturday, January 16, 2016, 7:48 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! The Antiquarian Ass: The Hypnerotomachia Poliphili!

Posted by 444 Saturday, January 16, 2016, 7:47 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
That must have been a painful colostomy.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
not your average cereal bowl.

um.. bowel.. um.. never mind
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
A better looking bowel than mine. Not sorry to admit it.

Posted by 444 Saturday, January 16, 2016, 7:47 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Oil vey!
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Don't you just love this can

Posted by whyaduck Tuesday, January 12, 2016, 10:17 PM PST
whyaduck [76.173.180.250]
With a fish named Perry from the bean killer cabinet.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
what is it:

black-white-black-white-black-white-red!

A nun that's fallen off a roof.

Posted by zebra90210 Monday, January 11, 2016, 6:40 PM PST
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
Look at this Craigslist ad:

[link]

They're heeere!...

Jimmy Wakely (#64784)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Monday, January 11, 2016, 4:00 AM PST
n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.226]
Dead Jimmy Wakely will sell you his beat up #2 Jimmy Wakely comic from his personal collection. Back in the day where the man protects the woman wearing an embroidered shirt and a six gun.
444 [24.233.121.237]
Always wear neatly pressed pants for your high adventure on western trails.

Posted by n.s.sherlock Monday, January 11, 2016, 3:52 AM PST
n.s.sherlock [71.61.210.226]
Are these still in style?
444 [24.233.121.237]
When I was a kid before shoe terminology was politically correct, these were known as PFC's -- Puerto Rican Fence Climbers.

The Sharks are now 80 years old.

Posted by 444 Thursday, December 31, 2015, 3:53 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
It toles for you.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
Damn, those 1920's were weird times.
whyaduck [76.173.180.250]
Toll bras sound like a good idea. You shall not pass.
444 [24.233.121.237]
Whya no EZPass? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-ZPass
duckmark [71.236.242.155]
... and God said, "Let there be dark."

Posted by 444 Thursday, December 31, 2015, 3:53 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Return to sender.

Also see [link]
m.clayton [138.229.207.65]
I'd rather have the plague than this plaque.
zebra90210 [73.72.167.206]
That's yet another kind of wood he's getting. It used to be Morning Wood, then Casket Wood, and now Plaque Wood.
whyaduck [76.173.180.250]
If he'd move out of that Petri dish, it might help.
duckmark [71.236.242.155]
re: Pricilla, " I really lacquer."

Posted by 444 Thursday, December 31, 2015, 3:52 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! The Minkowsky lemma, coding theory and the structure of water meet one another in packing and covering theory!
whyaduck [76.173.180.250]
"It is and begin with the answers. Then one day, that they can't see the problem."

It is?