Disturbing Auctions

Posted by duckmark Monday, February 20, 2017, 2:49 PM PST
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
Last U.S. newspaper not spouting fake news.
444 [24.233.121.237]
But it was bought out and shut down by Scholastic in 2012, and even when it operated, it wasn't always accurate. They published the first Letter to the Editor I ever wrote (about 60 years ago) to correct one.

Posted by m.clayton Friday, February 10, 2017, 8:38 AM PST
m.clayton [66.214.232.200]
Putin' on the Ritz
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
M-I-C-K-E-Y .... SPLAT
zebra90210 [64.53.212.159]
“I see no defects.”

seriously?..

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:59 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
I see by your outfit….

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:58 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Your caption here:

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:58 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Ab Initio Post-Hartree-Fock Calculations of Hyperfine Coupling Tensors and Their Comparison with DFT Approaches!

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:57 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Whya…

Never mind.

Awwww….

STOMP!
zebra90210 [64.53.212.159]
"he has a stain on the bottom"

Well, that's it. I'm not bidding on a stained product. No siree!

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:57 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
With depersonalized flowers it would be only second-wirst.

Posted by 444 Thursday, February 9, 2017, 7:56 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Expensive butt plug?

DRUSY CRYSTAL (#64944)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Thursday, February 2, 2017, 5:37 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
Ribbed....
m.clayton [68.190.209.162]
My designer dog has one of these.
m.clayton [68.190.209.162]
That drusy is a doozy.
zebra90210 [64.53.212.159]
"Incredibly awesome"

Oh, I dunno. It's awesome but not incredibly.

Just average-awesome I'd say.
444 [24.233.121.237]
AM?

Tamination (#64943)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Thursday, February 2, 2017, 5:31 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
Get these and taminate your unsanitary hair?
444 [24.233.121.237]
The con is that it's imitation Royal Stirling, so it's only taminated.
m.clayton [68.190.209.162]
What in tarnation is tamination?!

-- Yosemite Sam
zebra90210 [64.53.212.159]
D. Trump called. He wanted it.

And he knows a thing or two about hair tamination.

Flower (#64942)
Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Wednesday, January 25, 2017, 6:48 PM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
glower
m.clayton [97.93.154.137]
"Say cheeeese!"

Spoopy? (#64941)
Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Wednesday, January 25, 2017, 6:44 PM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
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m.clayton [97.93.154.137]
Put it in the bathroom and traumatize your kids!
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
Put in guest bathroom shower/tub.

Posted by 444 Monday, January 9, 2017, 1:17 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Our Father, who art in plastic, hollow be thy frame….
m.clayton [97.93.60.66]
It gets poor redemption.
m.clayton [97.93.60.66]
Jesus Saves
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
Moses invests.
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
It's cracked, it's burned, Jesus has a massive booger on his face....but it looks like there might still be one coin left in the bottom!

Posted by 444 Monday, January 9, 2017, 1:17 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Lady?
m.clayton [97.93.60.66]
Tweety Bird's mother.

Posted by 444 Monday, January 9, 2017, 1:16 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
For the easily amused 1%.

Also see [link] for more confused anatomy.
m.clayton [97.93.60.66]
I think it works better as a mouth.

Posted by 444 Monday, January 9, 2017, 1:16 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Tube Domains and the L^1 (Even L^p) HCS Spaces * SL_n(C)!

Posted by 444 Monday, January 9, 2017, 1:15 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
FM?

Posted by 444 Monday, January 9, 2017, 1:15 AM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Pest repellant?

Or frame it for display: [link]

. (#64934)
Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Sunday, January 1, 2017, 11:13 AM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
pop!
m.clayton [47.34.200.178]
"...goes the weasel."

The uncircumcised version is even scarier!
444 [24.233.121.237]
"...also has practical value." Such as?

Flexible, (#64933)
Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Sunday, January 1, 2017, 11:08 AM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
at least.
m.clayton [47.34.200.178]
I'm guessing she's a de-flowered fairy.

Posted by buairt1 Sunday, January 1, 2017, 10:15 AM PST
buairt1 [68.238.223.235]
Just stream some porn....snicker..
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
"a couple minor scuffs & scratches"

They're doing it wrong.
444 [24.233.121.237]
Cramming into that little case looks uncomfortable.

Posted by buairt1 Monday, December 26, 2016, 2:23 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.224.216]
Flashbacks to senior week...
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
"It's the Rapture!"

"Hey, I can see up her dress!"

Posted by buairt1 Thursday, December 15, 2016, 7:19 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.221.136]
Mace works like a charm!

accidentally mistaken this for some perfume i ordered for my girlfriend & i think it works cause she wont talk to me no more. Great product to have, definitely not perfume, would recommend 10 stars/10.
444 [24.233.121.237]
Of Mace and Men.

Posted by buairt1 Sunday, December 11, 2016, 7:11 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.221.35]
Ewwww...Ewwwww...Ewwww.

Posted by 444 Saturday, December 10, 2016, 9:12 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
For Right to Light fanatics.
buairt1 [68.238.221.35]
Would be great in the office of a gynecologist. Umm...no...It would be the last time I'd go to that office...
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
TOAK . . .