Disturbing Auctions

Posted by m.clayton Friday, April 28, 2017, 11:09 AM PST
m.clayton [138.229.204.251]
Acid hits not included.

Points for (#64983)
Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Sunday, April 16, 2017, 5:12 PM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [69.142.105.100]
precision placement of the watermark.
m.clayton [68.190.208.53]
Points for her nice points.

Posted by optimusprimerib Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 11:19 AM PST
optimusprimerib [98.125.90.82]
I decided I would take a chance on one of her "Let me paint your picture"-style auctions (I lost, though. My max bid was a dollar and it sold for 1.25). Then, I decided to look her up, and boy, is she weird. Here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2L-M069lEs
m.clayton [47.34.189.249]
Possibly the most vapid 2-minute video ever.

Posted by 444 Sunday, April 9, 2017, 5:04 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Not an approved flotation device.
m.clayton [97.93.154.187]
Well, it floats my boat.

Posted by 444 Sunday, April 9, 2017, 5:03 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Awwww…

STOMP!

444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Quantum Tunneling of an Acoustic Polaron!

Posted by 444 Sunday, April 9, 2017, 5:02 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Carnivorous? Run away! Run away!

Posted by 444 Sunday, April 9, 2017, 5:01 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Need bears. Also see [link]

Posted by 444 Sunday, April 9, 2017, 5:01 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Cry “Havoc!,” and let slip the droogs of war!

Posted by optimusprimerib Wednesday, April 5, 2017, 9:36 PM PST
optimusprimerib [98.125.90.82]
Sooo, can we send this as a gift. Because a random pic of some dude's foot, delivered anonymously, would be well worth the penny.
444 [24.233.121.237]
The foot is a game.

buairt1 [68.238.223.93]
Kenny Rogers? Looks more like a profile of a number of serial killers...
m.clayton [71.94.138.183]
Yes, it's a mash-up of Che Guevara and Charles Manson.

buairt1 [68.238.223.93]
She is quite obviously having a very bad hair day. The hair is the least of it...
m.clayton [71.94.138.183]
Puta eyebrows.

buairt1 [68.238.223.93]
Souvenir? What kind of crappy trip was that. This and the last 3 posts came from the same seller. Tell me that isn't scary...
m.clayton [71.94.138.183]
You’d look like that too if you kept getting cigarettes shoved in your mouth.

buairt1 [68.238.223.93]
There are stains as shown. Really? How can you even tell??

buairt1 [68.238.223.93]
AAAAAAAH.....
m.clayton [71.94.138.183]
Alopecia Sally.

Posted by buairt1 Monday, April 3, 2017, 4:59 PM PST
buairt1 [68.238.223.93]
Now which side is the scary side???
m.clayton [71.94.138.183]
Actually, it's Dr. Jekyll and Garrison Keillor.

Posted by kaytee Monday, March 27, 2017, 11:26 AM PST
kaytee [173.197.164.2]
Thought this was too good!! Came across it this morning and had to share.
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242] m.clayton [96.40.169.126]
Looks like the fearsome Wingosaurus rex.
spagettyo [73.131.207.66]
I can't believe it has a bid
444 [174.30.176.59]
"Carefully ships in a plastic wrap surrounded with bubble wrap to maintain shape and keep in tact."

Dinosaurs were not known for their tact.

Howdy (#64967)
Posted by n.s.sherlock Sunday, March 26, 2017, 4:51 PM PST
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
I'm getting mixed signals from this one.
m.clayton [71.95.184.60]
Another visionary entrepreneur making the world a better place with his noble wares.

Posted by buairt1 Sunday, March 26, 2017, 10:57 AM PST
buairt1 [68.238.220.126]
That ain't no Spring chicken..oh, wait..yes it is...

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Sunday, March 19, 2017, 5:30 AM PST
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]
. . .
m.clayton [66.214.228.71]
With a good spanking.

buairt1 [68.238.221.74]
I'd be having nightmares of the hamsters we had in elementary school...
444 [24.233.121.237]
Somebody finally found a use for those annoying rodents: [link]
duckmark [50.186.15.154]
This is truly a disturbing auction. Hope the seller is reincarnated as a hamster.
zebra90210 [64.53.212.159]
Suddenly the phrase "of mice and men" has a whole new meaning..

Posted by 444 Thursday, March 9, 2017, 1:24 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
See the video.
n.s.sherlock [73.79.21.242]
It got interesting reviews.
buairt1 [68.238.222.3]
New York is safe from this monkey...

Posted by 444 Thursday, March 9, 2017, 1:23 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Nicht ein Paar….
buairt1 [68.238.222.3]
You vil buy...

Posted by 444 Thursday, March 9, 2017, 1:23 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Awwww….

STOMP!

Posted by 444 Thursday, March 9, 2017, 1:22 PM PST
444 [24.233.121.237]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Numerical Evidence of TET in a SDOF Linear Oscillator with a SDOF NES!
buairt1 [68.238.222.3]
NES; 7 NESs with Non-Smooth Stiffness Characteristics; 7.1 Systems with Multiple NESs Possessing Clear -- I'll wait for the smooth version...