Disturbing Auctions

cold cream jar (#49960)
Posted by chewmefun Monday, February 8, 2010, 8:02 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
"watch your victim jump gag"
FairlyOddMom [216.137.234.107]
Hey! Hun, hun... come here! Put this realllyy close to your face and open it! C'mom! hehehehe hehehe
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
"COMES IN AN ATTRACTIVE BOX"

It's the little niceties that count.
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Must be one of those one eyed snakes.
FairlyOddMom [216.137.234.107]
sami, I love you when you're stoned... LOL!
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
hehe. I am more fun then, eh? ;-)

Lamp (#49959)
Posted by chewmefun Monday, February 8, 2010, 8:00 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
From the 'How Green is my Grinch?' interior decorator line.
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
LOL chewie!
FairlyOddMom [216.137.234.107]
It's the pirate's life for me.
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Yo ho HO.
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
From the seasick line of collectibles.

Art made of metal (#49958)
Posted by chewmefun Monday, February 8, 2010, 7:57 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
Probably not metal either.
444 [24.233.110.128]
FM?
FairlyOddMom [216.137.234.107]
Here... sit on my new chair! It's very comfy.
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Sharp metal object from slayer king.
zebra90210 [24.13.78.127]
TSA?
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
That is NOT the comfy chair!

VINTAGE ANGEL MUSICAL SNOWGLOBE W/CHEREBS (#49957)
Posted by 444 Monday, February 8, 2010, 5:15 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
"CHARABES... PLAYING MUSICAL INSURTMENTS AND PALYING WITH A RABBIT...."
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
Place in microwave oven, select 'Roast' 5lbs.
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Only 136 miles from Cullman, AL.
FairlyOddMom [216.137.234.107]
I always wonder... do the people designing these things get stoned and start one of those laughs that hurt and won't stop while creating these things? If so, I want that job.
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Palying around with a rabbit will give you lots of little rabbits.
zebra90210 [24.13.78.127]
a rimshot for chewie!

PRRRM-SHHHT!

CUSTOM FLOWER TIE DYE ZHU ZHU PET HAMSTER GOOGLIE EYES (#49956)
Posted by 444 Monday, February 8, 2010, 5:14 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Groovy Googlie?

STOMP!
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
ZHU ZHU has wax lips.
zebra90210 [24.13.78.127]
[humming]

Riders on the storm

Riders on the storm

Into this house were born

Into this world were thrown

Like a dog without a bone

An actor out on loan

Riders on the storm

Theres a killer on the road

His brain is squirmin like a toad

Take a long holiday

Let your children play

If ya give this man a ride

Sweet memory will die

Killer on the road, yeah
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
Freakin' me out man...

Vintage Real Stuffed Alligator Table Lamp WOW!! WEIRD!! (#49955)
Posted by 444 Monday, February 8, 2010, 5:14 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Mostly toeless.
ThirdTwin [12.148.235.193]
Power cord per anus leads to reptile dysfunction.
FairlyOddMom [216.137.234.107]
I'd rather attach a garden hose and watch that sucker SPIN around, scaring little neighbor kids!!
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Alligator barfing up light, novel idea.
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
Needs to be flushed down a toilet.

Orignal Authentic Compiss Nickel plated. (#49954)
Posted by 444 Monday, February 8, 2010, 5:13 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
"Could save your life." Dr. Livingroom, I prescreen?
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Either come or piss, but not both at once.
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
has some ware to it

NEW Uniform Central Limit Theorems - R. M. Dudley (#49953)
Posted by 444 Monday, February 8, 2010, 5:13 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Action! Adventure! Excitement! Vapnik-Chervonenkis Combinatorics!
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
The Giné-Zinn bootstrap central limit theorem!
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
The book will interest mathematicians working in probability, mathematical statisticians, and computer scientists working in computer learning theory - And completely bore those of you with a real life.

1920 Pope Gooser China Tureen #404 (#49952)
Posted by 444 Monday, February 8, 2010, 5:12 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Do you goose him to get the soup?
ThirdTwin [12.148.235.193]
Gotta get through the Swiss Guards first.
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
So kissing the ring is no longer standard protocol?
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
Nah, you get the crazy woman who jumped the pope. She'll get you in!

UNIQUE CRYSTAL - FLAKY / FROM HUNGARY (#49951)
Posted by 444 Monday, February 8, 2010, 5:12 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
"WE DON'T ACCEPT RETURN FOR THIS ITEM.... 100% guarantee!" Flaky seller.
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
we recently decided to register on Ebay to try our luck -- yes see if we can scam dumb American...

Very Old Rusty & Somewhat Worn Rounded File Tool (#49950)
Posted by 444 Monday, February 8, 2010, 5:11 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Very Old Rusty & Somewhat Worn seller.
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
Need a new file to file off the rust off of the rusty file.

Old Indochine Haiphong Main d'oeuvre indigene Congaies (#49949)
Posted by 444 Monday, February 8, 2010, 5:11 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Hordes d'oeuvre. Your caption here:
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
Hey, Yo! Why am I waiting in line? I paid for the all inclusive.

Day Of The Dead Very Unusual Skeleton Tree Of Life (#49948)
Posted by 444 Monday, February 8, 2010, 5:10 PM PST
444 [24.233.110.128]
Pinkey - Bluey - Fruity - Birdy - Clowny.
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Be careful not to set your hat on fire. [link]
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
Burn enough candles so the wax will make it all better.

13 Fabulous Deer Horns Racks Antlers Lots of Points (#49947)
Posted by buairt1 Monday, February 8, 2010, 4:25 PM PST
buairt1 [64.12.116.131]
Dasher!!! Blitzen!!! - Rudolph!!! - NOOOOOOOO!!!

Vintage 1960's Spiked Ball w Chain Handle Wildest Metal (#49946)
Posted by buairt1 Monday, February 8, 2010, 4:22 PM PST
buairt1 [64.12.116.131]
Heavy Metal...
n.s.sherlock [67.165.34.49]
"Another Estate Find" *rolls eyes*
444 [24.233.110.128]
Chicago P.D. equipment from the 1968 Democratic Convention.

Vintage Mans Hippie Pot Smoking Coat Jacket Panama Red (#49945)
Posted by buairt1 Monday, February 8, 2010, 4:21 PM PST
buairt1 [64.12.116.131]
Far Out Man...
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Nah, the bloodstains have put me right off it.

a little visit from our old friend (#49944)
Posted by rosebud3606 Monday, February 8, 2010, 2:18 PM PST
rosebud3606 [70.126.238.240]
and her hungry, disturbed cat.
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
demon Lila (with bandaid) and that creepy pack mule (that's a mule?) - were made for each other...
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Yay, Demon Cat! I was wondering whatever became of him.

Lila's looking a bit the worse for wear, though.

Dictaphone Scones (#49943)
Posted by whyaduck Monday, February 8, 2010, 11:02 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Note to self: not enough raisins.
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Antiques made of "DURABLE FIBER PLASTIC."
444 [24.233.110.128]
I prefer the original: [link]

Still not edible.
drasaid [24.28.76.3]
only raisins one might find

[link]

Betty Boop Birdhouse Handpainted By Cindy (#49942)
Posted by whyaduck Monday, February 8, 2010, 10:56 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Not a.....
Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.24.90]
birdhouse?
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Smoking crack bottle Mathew Nix finds a new calling.

Unusual Crocheted Bottle Cover - Mexican Hat & Scarf (#49941)
Posted by whyaduck Monday, February 8, 2010, 10:51 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
"fits perfectly over one of the little single shot liquor bottles"

Why hide your drinking problem when you can flaunt it?
sam002 [24.179.147.98]
Junior willy warmer.

Meltingstore Animal Hoody PAJAMA Costume Elephant (#49940)
Posted by whyaduck Monday, February 8, 2010, 10:47 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
How he got in the Meltingstore, I'll never know.
drasaid [24.28.76.3]
Apparently one's crotch descends alarmingly in the Meltingstore
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
Pachyderm in the hood.

We can rebuild him. (#49939)
Posted by whyaduck Monday, February 8, 2010, 9:43 AM PST
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
We *have* the technology.

Which is more than I can say for [link]
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
At recession prices.
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
toe-up and armless is no way to go through life, son.

DRESSED TO KILL THE LINK BETEEN BREAST CANCER AND BRAS (#49938)
Posted by kitefox Sunday, February 7, 2010, 9:08 PM PST
kitefox [99.16.74.242]
Are they uranium lined bras?
444 [24.233.110.128]
It must be from people putting cellphones in their bras: [link]
whyaduck [66.8.246.43]
Just don't wear one to bed (who does that anyway?): [link]
drasaid [24.28.76.3]
Just went to a place called Petticoat Fair and found out my true bra size (40-ff).

Damn expensive, a 40 ff. You can't buy those just anywhere
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
good grief, dra. you don't need a bra, you need a Trophy Case.
gedempta [74.63.93.188]
I'll be the judge of that. I need pics, from all angles.

Wood Frame Artwork (#49937)
Posted by chewmefun Sunday, February 7, 2010, 8:11 PM PST
chewmefun [76.6.41.182]
Rarely seen piece from the Goldfinger collection.
buairt1 [64.12.116.74]
Sometimes the trash can IS for the best!!!
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