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Signature from a lie detector (#58290)

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Friday, February 3, 2012, 1:16 PM PST

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]

when they asked him is his hair real . . .

Very Vintage 5000 a lot of cigarette pack sealed NOT UNIQUE IN THE WORLD RAREEE (#58289)

Posted by 444 Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:31 AM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

"...absolutely drunk."

Those cabinets are at least 6 feet high -- that's a long way to tip a rareee.

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]

I've seen rareeeer.

whyaduck [70.95.101.209]

"but I can not sell it because of the collective state of your knowledge it is impossible to send king regards"

Never mind the collective state of my knowledge, is it possible to sell queen regards?

sam002 [66.216.226.231]

Do the ratty newspapers come with it? Or can't he sell those either?

I can imagine (#58288)

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:31 AM PST

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]

why he looks so pissed off.

Beer Cooler Cave (#58287)

Posted by 444 Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:30 AM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

Hibernating beer included?

Orcara Miniature Snack Shop - #8 Offal (#58286)

Posted by 444 Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:30 AM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

Caca?

whyaduck [70.95.101.209]

Mmmmm...... looks like lungs and trachea with blueberries. Either that or Chex mix.

Obama Rock (#58285)

Posted by 444 Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:30 AM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

Or maybe Patrick Stewart.

sam002 [66.216.226.231]

I think I'd rather pay $500. for Wilbur the cornflake. [link]

Directed Algebraic Topology: Models of Non-Reversible Worlds (#58284)

Posted by 444 Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:29 AM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

Action! Adventure! Excitement! Fundamental monoid and fundamental category homotopical tools!

whyaduck [70.95.101.209]

Needs more functors.

66 INCH China Regius 100% Pure Bronze cloisonne palace lantern pillar Vase Pair (#58283)

Posted by 444 Friday, February 3, 2012, 11:29 AM PST

444 [24.233.97.41]

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

UNUSUAL FOLK ART ANTIQUE LAMP WITH LIZARDS AND CHOLLA CACTUS ARIZONA (#58282)

Posted by buairt1 Thursday, February 2, 2012, 6:06 PM PST

buairt1 [71.255.97.51]

The lizards are desperately trying to escape!

444 [24.233.97.41]

It needs a toy car. We're off to see the lizard: [link]

zebra90210 [67.176.166.27]

I think it was a mushroom, not a cactus, that inspired this "folk art" and I think that a mushroom was very groooovy..

ubertacky [108.13.27.64]

Pff, Zonies...

Because (#58281)

Posted by Mahatma Kane Jeeves Thursday, February 2, 2012, 12:12 PM PST

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]

I paid for them.

buairt1 [71.255.97.51]

Daddy should have let her eat the fries. Look at those stringly legs.

buairt1 [71.255.97.51]

stringy - sorry!

zebra90210 [67.176.166.27]

daddy ate your fries because he wanted to protect you from the long-term exposure to [link]

slime-chemicals-171209662.html

zebra90210 [67.176.166.27]

whoops! sorry.. [link]

Mahatma Kane Jeeves [98.221.9.83]

Blargh, zeebs!

ubertacky [108.13.27.64]

that's it! the only fast food burgers I'll eat are In N Out.

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