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Item #12

Ronald McDonald

Category: Terrifying Dolls
Added: 24 Sep 1999
Final Bid: unknown

So, I've always said that clowns are among the scariest things in the world. Have you ever seen a young child's reaction to a clown? There's no laughter, no joy. Just a deafening shriek and tears galore. Why subject your young to such a thing?

In any case, here's America's Favorite Clown (by volume). It kind of makes you wonder how all the red around his lips got rubbed off. Probably best not to dwell on that.

Magnify to see the optional whistle.

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