A transparent toilet seat, with a selection of rare coins embedded in it. The seller suggested that this item could alternatively be used as an "oval picture frame". Yes, whichever family member you frame with a toilet seat will no doubt feel loved.
Note the bear-skin rug it is placed on, and the diplomas on the wood-paneling in the background. Clearly style is no stranger in this house.
I wish I could say I was joking when I say that the bidding for this item was above 0 when I found it. I was too distraught to check back for the final bid.