"Hey baby! Come on over here! I juz want to talk to ya! Ah honey, you know I ain't been drinking. Bottle'z empty! Ain't nothin' for to drink! Now tell me all about yourself. I'm juz a li'l monkey wants to get to know ya better! (hic!) Come on, sugar! What's your sign? Ya like Gin Rummy? I'll bet ya like Gin Rummy. Sure ya do."
(Found by Beth)