Is your child not getting a good thorough beating every day at the hands of his or her schoolmates? Why not try this vintage Wienermobile Pedal Car? Let's see how it works...
Boy #1 - "Hey, here comes wiener boy!"
Boy #2- "Hey wiener boy! Do you like WIENERS?"
Your son - "But I..." *gets punched*
Boys 1 and 2 - *laughter* (then chanting) "Wiener boy likes wieners! Wiener boy likes wieners!"
Alternate view available.
(Found by ren59)