[item thumbnail]
Item #85

Elf Head Ash Tray

Category: Home Furnishings
Added: 2 Aug 2001
Final Bid: usd 22.99

What a mischievous little scamp! A butterfly has landed on his forehead, causing him to grin so wide that you could practically empty an entire pack's worth of ash right into his gruesomely disfigured mouth.

In fact, the seller points out, you can place a still-lit ciggie right in there and the smoke will curl up out of his ears and head -- a bonus feature that is as incongruous as it is stupid.

Site design and editorial content © 2000-2008 by Steven Frank. I don't sell any of this crap! Try eBay!