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Item #95

Play Food

Category: Emotionally Scarring Toys
Added: 22 Mar 2004
Final Bid: as yet unknown

This is fake food that you buy for your kids to play with, apparently. Fake mashed potatoes, green beans, and, uh, fried chicken.

To call out a couple of points of interest from the seller's description -- "FOOD IS GREAT QUALITY AND WILL LAST YOUR CHILD A LIFE TIME" and "PIECE OF FRIED CHICKEN RUBBER LIKE MATERIAL *QUALITY*"

The only thing I have to add to all this is that's a HUGE pat of butter.

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